Scotland votes to give FREE TAMPONS to all women!!!

[Doc Dutch]

This man is.

Kudos. A new and better twist on "stick it where the sun don't shine!"

Who here doesn't have their Red Wings?

[AProudLefty]

$50 American says it's the Scots.

Challenge accepted.

[Doc Dutch]

Challenge accepted.

An excellent movie. My favorite line is "My Father says I'll be OK, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!"

[AProudLefty]

An excellent movie. My favorite line is "My Father says I'll be OK, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!"

[Doc Dutch]

Frankly I'm a little disappointed no one picked up on the Red Wings reference and posted "Dutch, you're a sick fuck!" Sad.

[AProudLefty]

Frankly I'm a little disappointed no one picked up on the Red Wings reference and posted "Dutch, you're a sick fuck!" Sad.

Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.

[AProudLefty]

Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.

And please don't ask me how the color red got on, uh, "it".

[Doc Dutch]

Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.

No doubt some are into it. For me it was more about too much beer and being really, really horny.

[AProudLefty]

No doubt some are into it. For me it was more about too much beer and being really, really horny.

Is there a connection between being on period and being really, really horny?

(Cue in a Dune porno video)

[Hawkeye10]

Where do men sign up for compensation for having less time on Earth?

[AProudLefty]

Where do men sign up for compensation for having less time on Earth?

Amazon Planet.

[Doc Dutch]

And please don't ask me how the color red got on, uh, "it".

I'd once picked up school teacher, as it turned out, in a Pensacola bar. She was vacationing with friends. We were both pretty drunk. It was on a cross-country and my squadronmates and I had rented this big boat of a car. Lincoln Continental or something that size. Teacher and I adjourned from the dance floor to the back seat of the land boat. We were doing some pretty heavy petting and moving across the bases when she said "I'm on my period". "No, problem" I said. She said "Okay" and pulled out the tampon. She tried to sling it out the window but the window was rolled up. It made a little round circle on the glass and fell on the rearseat floor mat. I busted out laughing. She finally did too. We finished up, redressed and got out of the car. All of my squadronmates were patiently waiting for us to leave. She was a little embarrassed but I kissed her, whispered "thank you" and we left. I told the story to my friends on the way back to the hotel. They didn't believe me until I pointed at the red circle and told the guys in the backseat (I was riding shotgun) to look on the floor. "Aww shit!" one exclaimed. Good times.

[Hawkeye10]

Amazon Planet.

Planet Hollywood.

[Doc Dutch]

Where do men sign up for compensation for having less time on Earth?

You don't. It's automatically awarded upon departure. No worries.

[AProudLefty]

I'd once picked up school teacher, as it turned out, in a Pensacola bar. She was vacationing with friends. We were both pretty drunk. It was on a cross-country and my squadronmates and I had rented this big boat of a car. Lincoln Continental or something that size. Teacher and I adjourned from the dance floor to the back seat of the land boat. We were doing some pretty heavy petting and moving across the bases when she said "I'm on my period". "No, problem" I said. She said "Okay" and pulled out the tampon. She tried to sling it out the window but the window was rolled up. It made a little round circle on the glass and fell on the rearseat floor mat. I busted out laughing. She finally did too. We finished up, redressed and got out of the car. All of my squadronmates were patiently waiting for us to leave. She was a little embarrassed but I kissed her, whispered "thank you" and we left. I told the story to my friends on the way back to the hotel. They didn't believe me until I pointed at the red circle and told the guys in the backseat (I was riding shotgun) to look on the floor. "Aww shit!" one exclaimed. Good times.

LOL. I love that story.