Originally Posted by
Mott the Hoople
Tell me about it. For a month no female on my side of my family and the wife’s side of the family would talk to me because I had cheated on my wife in her dreams and I hadn’t apologized to her for doing something as cruel and heartless as cheating on her in her dreams. I finally apologized when my own mother threatened to disown me.
The crazy thing is that if she did kill me in my sleep, because I cheated on her in her dreams, she probably would have gotten away with it.
Of course! Just look at all the witnesses who would testify that she was at their house at the time. That's so funny.
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
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