I finally realized that the nation’s capital city is not a swamp —— it is a cartoon minus the humor:

Everybody in Cartoonville learned their politics from this guy:





Every Senator is Foghorn Leghorn:



Every member off the House is:

Every Democrat female in Cartoonville starts her day by asking:



The residents of Washington are an army of:


who spend every day digging for statehood:



Yosemite Sam is number one on the FBI’s most wanted list:



This guy is Cartoonville’s five-star general: