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    Default Horizontal Harris is a snake

    She put away hundreds for marijuana offences and then laughed on radio about whether she had tried it. Truly evil person, hopefully you won't have to find that out for yourselves.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    She put away hundreds for marijuana offences and then laughed on radio about whether she had tried it. Truly evil person, hopefully you won't have to find that out for yourselves.


    Yes, but you discredit yourself when you attack her for her gender.

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    I don't like that the major "insult" for this woman is that she had sex. Seriously. .. Slut shaming in the world today? Are there enough people left that would care that she had sex that it needs to be her "nickname"?

    How about "Hypocrite Harris", or "Huge Hypocrite Harris"... or Herr Harris the Almighty Prosecutor.. Anything but "horizontal Harris".. that's weak AF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I don't like that the major "insult" for this woman is that she had sex. Seriously. .. Slut shaming in the world today? Are there enough people left that would care that she had sex that it needs to be her "nickname"?

    How about "Hypocrite Harris", or "Huge Hypocrite Harris"... or Herr Harris the Almighty Prosecutor.. Anything but "horizontal Harris".. that's weak AF.
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    Oh so that's what the nickname means? Been wondering about it. After reading the title, I thought it might mean she's a snake. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    She put away hundreds for marijuana offences and then laughed on radio about whether she had tried it. Truly evil person, hopefully you won't have to find that out for yourselves.


    She doesn't think the laws apply to her.

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    "Horizontal Harris " is another masterful creation by the Lord of Cretins.
    Lock Him Up

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Oh so that's what the nickname means? Been wondering about it. After reading the title, I thought it might mean she's a snake. LOL.
    Yeah, some guy went and did a "kiss and tell" and some folks just can't get over it. But there are far better Alliterations to use... "Hypocrite Harris" is just one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I don't like that the major "insult" for this woman is that she had sex. Seriously. .. Slut shaming in the world today? Are there enough people left that would care that she had sex that it needs to be her "nickname"?

    How about "Hypocrite Harris", or "Huge Hypocrite Harris"... or Herr Harris the Almighty Prosecutor.. Anything but "horizontal Harris".. that's weak AF.
    That's not why she's called HOrizontal. Having sex is one thing. Selling yourself in order to gain what she gained is another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    "Horizontal Harris " is another masterful creation by the Lord of Cretins.
    She created it by what she did to benefit the way she did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I don't like that the major "insult" for this woman is that she had sex. Seriously. .. Slut shaming in the world today? Are there enough people left that would care that she had sex that it needs to be her "nickname"?

    How about "Hypocrite Harris", or "Huge Hypocrite Harris"... or Herr Harris the Almighty Prosecutor.. Anything but "horizontal Harris".. that's weak AF.
    It's not that she had sex it's that she used sex to gain power and influence. How else to describe a twenty year old woman having an affair with a powerful politician and a married man in his sixties. Willy Brown was notorious for that behaviour which I'm sure you know already.

    Pretty much the same as on Hollywood where the casting couch was ubiquitous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    That's not why she's called HOrizontal. Having sex is one thing. Selling yourself in order to gain what she gained is another.
    Yup. Like I said. Slut shaming is weak. It really is the world's worst "insult". Some dude sleeping with a bunch of chicks in the same circumstances and you just call him a "dawg" and give him a high five.

    I just prefer my alliterative insults to have more flair. When she starts telling you to just "do as you're told" I'd use "Herr Harris the Great Prosecutor", if she's trying to tell you that she wants criminal reform then it is "Hypocrite Harris"...

    This crap about who she had sex with and why is just rubbish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    It's not that she had sex it's that she used sex to gain power and influence. How else to describe a twenty year old woman having an affair with a powerful politician and a married man in his sixties. Willy Brown was notorious for that behaviour which I'm sure you know already.

    Pretty much the same as on Hollywood where the casting couch was ubiquitous.
    I didn't want to retype so I copy and pasted a response to another poster:

    Yup. Like I said. Slut shaming is weak. It really is the world's worst "insult". Some dude sleeping with a bunch of chicks in the same circumstances and you just call him a "dawg" and give him a high five.

    I just prefer my alliterative insults to have more flair. When she starts telling you to just "do as you're told" I'd use "Herr Harris the Great Prosecutor", if she's trying to tell you that she wants criminal reform then it is "Hypocrite Harris"...

    This crap about who she had sex with and why is just rubbish. Don't you feel the lameness of it when you type it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Yeah, some guy went and did a "kiss and tell" and some folks just can't get over it. But there are far better Alliterations to use... "Hypocrite Harris" is just one of them.
    Funny how you get all riled up over something inconsequential, did you get a flea in your ear from Doris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Yup. Like I said. Slut shaming is weak. It really is the world's worst "insult". Some dude sleeping with a bunch of chicks in the same circumstances and you just call him a "dawg" and give him a high five.

    I just prefer my alliterative insults to have more flair. When she starts telling you to just "do as you're told" I'd use "Herr Harris the Great Prosecutor", if she's trying to tell you that she wants criminal reform then it is "Hypocrite Harris"...

    This crap about who she had sex with and why is just rubbish.
    Again, it's not about sex but about selling herself to get ahead that's the difference. How about you call her what you prefer and I'll call her what I prefer.

    If you want to talk about the drug issue, then Hypocritical Harris is fine.

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