The only asshole that was rekt was Dr. Lesion's asshole. It's blown apart, leaving a huge gape.
The only asshole that was rekt was Dr. Lesion's asshole. It's blown apart, leaving a huge gape.
AProudLefty (10-25-2020)
So I was right, you do have yuge experience with that.
I prefer the vagina. It's not full of shit like lefties are.
Time for a joke.
Mario had never had so much as a date with a woman before he got married to one. He was nervous about the nuptials, so asked his big brother for advice, which was freely given. This created more questions for him than answers, so Mario asked his big brother to stay in the adjacent room and shout him advice if needed.
The big night came and Mario had his new bride in the honeymoon suite. He locked himself in the bathroom to get prepared. Took a dump. Shaved, flossed his teeth, clipped his toenails, took a shower... After waiting forever, his wife had to go #2 but couldn't get in the door, so she took a crap in a box and hid it under the bed. When Mario finally came out she ran in to clean herself up.
Mario is now pacing the bedroom, and smells something odd. He finds the box under the bed, opens it and screams "There's shit in this box!"
Mario's brother, at the ready, shouts back with his advice: "Turn her over."
Has anybody seen Loser Legion??????????????????????
Lock Him Up
AProudLefty (10-25-2020)
Trumpet (10-26-2020)
Bookmarks