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    Default Do any of you have plans to celebrate Halloween?

    I'll be flat broke until November 3rd, so I'll be staying home. We had only 7 or 8 trick or treaters last year. The previous couple years we had even less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    I'll be flat broke until November 3rd, so I'll be staying home. We had only 7 or 8 trick or treaters last year. The previous couple years we had even less.
    You could afford a Hunter Biden costume.

    StupidmanKenneth's mom won't let him wear one.

     

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    Remember to warn the kids and parents in your neighborhood about this:

     
    Registered sex offenders must display this sign outside their homes on Halloween evening:


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    I plan on going as a 13 year old lesbian. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't i'll eat your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    I plan on going as a 13 year old lesbian. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't i'll eat your wife.
    What are you some kind of a vaginatarian or something?

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    Jerry Falwell, Jr.

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    I am going to require all of the Trick or Tweeters coming to my house TO WEAR A MASK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeko Sportivo View Post
    I am going to require all of the Trick or Tweeters coming to my house TO WEAR A MASK!

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    Yup. We are doing a trick or treat street, then I'll be standing at the end of the driveway waiting for the hay ride folks with the kids to give candy to. What are y'all doing?
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeko Sportivo View Post
    What are you some kind of a vaginatarian or something?
    Yes.

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    Someone here just demonstrated a perfect reason why FBI considers them a threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Yup. We are doing a trick or treat street, then I'll be standing at the end of the driveway waiting for the hay ride folks with the kids to give candy to. What are y'all doing?
    I and the rest of Operation Chaos 2020 operatives nationwide plan to hand out raw vegetables and Biden campaign literature to all the kids we can, along with a lecture about how bad sugar is for you.

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    Yep. A threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I and the rest of Operation Chaos 2020 operatives nationwide plan to hand out raw vegetables and Biden campaign literature to all the kids we can, along with a lecture about how bad sugar is for you.
    That was funny! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard Lips View Post
    That was funny! LOL!
    I wasn't joking.

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