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  1. 10-23-2020, 06:26 AM #16 | Top
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    Another brilliant reply from the JPP Master Moron.
    Another example of kissing ass by the JPP Master N-L.
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    Well, Super Moderator, why is this attack thread still in the Forum: Current Events Forum
    Political forum for Current News Events?

    You are skilled at moving conservative threads.

    Do your job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    I am also too stupid to know where threads go, and I deserve to be mocked incessantly for my micropenis.
    Honesty like this is why we made the board. It makes my heart warm.

    BTW if you want the thread to exist, put it in the War Zone or Off Topic, stop using Current Events for your stupid nonsense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    An attack thread is not a current event thread, Katzguts.
    Poor old Katzgutz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile View Post
    Why did you put this here? Now we get to watch as suddenly you want to eat poo or whatever Billy comes up with for your war zone discussion.
    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    I am also too stupid to know where threads go, and I deserve to be mocked incessantly for my micropenis.
    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Thanks, if nominated, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

    I would not beLong to any club that would have me as a member.

    Lol!
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    LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Thanks, if nominated, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

    I would not beLong to any club that would have me as a member.

    Lol!
    You stole that from Oddball. I just steal his memes...lol! He knows it, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    I am also too stupid to know where threads go, and I deserve to be mocked incessantly for my micropenis.
    Whose micro penis do you have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    You stole that from Oddball.


    He "stole it" from William Tecumseh Sherman and Groucho Marx, respectively.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    Whose micro penis do you have?
    Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post


    He "stole it" from William Tecumseh Sherman and Groucho Marx, respectively.
    Neither never posted this:

    1anazitrain.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    I have not figured out a good reason not to share a Kumquat Cake and Coffee with cigars after with Earl on my front porch.
    Will Steven he invited over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    where do you keep your Hitler finger when you aren't pointing it at someone?......
    He plugs his sheep's bunghole with it so they don't shit on him whilst he's having his "fun".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    He plugs his sheep's bunghole with it so they don't shit on him whilst he's having his "fun".
    Is he from Wales?
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