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  1. 10-23-2020, 04:58 AM #1 | Top
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    Default I am microcephalic and have an outie bellie button..

    I am also too stupid to know where threads go, and I deserve to be mocked incessantly for my micropenis.
    Last edited by Damocles; 10-23-2020 at 08:58 AM. Reason: Too stupid to know where threads go
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    Earl is head and shoulders above an evil bastard like you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    His stupidity gets old
    In my own view, the Fuhrer pays his wages in as many drugs as he could possibly use. It doesn't make him lucid, but it keeps up his half-witted groaning - while he lasts, which can't be much longer now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    Earl is head and shoulders above an evil bastard like you!!
    Another brilliant reply from the JPP Master Moron.
    Last edited by Trumpet; 10-23-2020 at 06:08 AM.
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    I have not figured out a good reason not to share a Kumquat Cake and Coffee with cigars after with Earl on my front porch.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

    DARK AGES SUCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    Another genus reply from the JPP Master Moron.
    OMG if Saturday Night Live still did comedy you would be set for life.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

    DARK AGES SUCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iolo eto View Post
    In my own view, the Fuhrer pays his wages in as many drugs as he could possibly use. It doesn't make him lucid, but it keeps up his half-witted groaning - while he lasts, which can't be much longer now.
    where do you keep your Hitler finger when you aren't pointing it at someone?......
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    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    His stupidity gets old
    Why did you put this here? Now we get to watch as suddenly you want to eat poo or whatever Billy comes up with for your war zone discussion.
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    IMO Earl is one of the better posters on this board. Smart, informed, always quick with a joke. But one of his best qualities is his ability to show mercy on the simple minded and generally stay above the fray . Classy. NONE of these things can be said of the OP.
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    An attack thread is not a current event thread, Katzguts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    IMO Earl is one of the better posters on this board. Smart, informed, always quick with a joke. But one of his best qualities is his ability to show mercy on the simple minded and generally stay above the fray . Classy. NONE of these things can be said of the OP.
    Thanks, if nominated, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

    I would not beLong to any club that would have me as a member.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    Another brilliant reply from the JPP Master Moron.
    Um...Trumper.

    Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    “Another genus reply from the JPP Master Moron.“

    Um...”genus.”

    Takes a “genius” to know a “genus” Trumper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    I have not figured out a good reason not to share a Kumquat Cake and Coffee with cigars after with Earl on my front porch.
    I don’t smoke, stoner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    I don’t smoke, stoner.
    The cigars were always a bonus for those so inclined....Be Generous.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Thanks, if nominated, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

    I would not beLong to any club that would have me as a member.

    Lol!
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