Give Him A Big Razor-Sharp Knife
Not to worry. The moron will have time to tell Trump ‘Bye-bye’ before he bounces off the pavement.
Incidentally, the Dangler reminded me of old joke.
A construction worker working on the 30th floor of a skyscraper being built had to piss; so he headed for the elevator.
The foreman stopped him before the worker went down and asked “Where are you going?”
The worker replied “I’m going down to take a leak.”
The foreman said “To hell with that. I’ll hold your belt so can piss over the side.”
While the worker was pissing, the foreman let go when he was called to the phone. Naturally, the urinator was killed when he landed.
An hour later a cop investigating the death found one witness who was working on the 4th floor said. “It was a sex crime.”
The curious cop asked “How in hell do you know that?”
The witness replied “I saw this guy go by with his cock in his hand.”
The speechless investigator could only say “So what.”
The witness explained with unassailable logic. “I heard him shout ‘Where’d that cocksucker go?’”
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer
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