Reply With QuoteDutch has put a tracking device on IHA. There is nowhere for him to hide.Originally Posted by Chaz
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Yes. You always come back incognito.
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Dutch has put a tracking device on IHA. There is nowhere for him to hide.
Practically Perfect
Totally.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Jack (10-11-2020)
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Except for standing right in front of you.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
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Get Off My Lawn
Poor Jack. Talk about seeking attention...
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
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I don't think anyone is a good enough actor not to let colorful traits like his slip under anonymity. He claimed he could pull it off though and make all buddy buddy with Dutch Uncle.
fully immersed in faith..
Jack is proof that a mind divided, cannot stand......
Isaiah 6:5
“Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”
ButterMilk Man
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Who cares.....talk to me about how right and how wrong Jack is.
I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.
DARK AGES SUCK!
ButterMilk Man
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Well now that is a bad sign.
I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.
DARK AGES SUCK!
Oderint dum metuant
So I see:
According to sources, one local citizen has discovered a way around the mask mandate: walking around slowly eating a bag of Cheetos the entire day.
"Hey, I can't wear a mask when I'm eating, right?" said Grind, local genius and snack enthusiast. "I've slowed my snacking to a snail's pace, slowly bringing the Cheeto to my mouth and then chewing it for about 10 minutes. I've managed to stretch out one bag for 12 hours. No mask!"
DEMOCRAT regulators are panicking as they desperately struggle to find a way to close the "Cheetos loophole." The mayor of Boston has said he plans to announce a temporary moratorium on public snacking. Leftist legislators are also drafting legislation to ban Cheetos forever.
"We must stop this menace before it's too late," said Mayor Marty Walsh . "SCIENCE has spoken and science will have the last word. I will not rest until this deadly plague of wanton snacking is defeated!"
Grind has a backup plan. If his town bans Cheeto snacking, he will simply walk around all day with a Starbucks cup to his lips.
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-slowly-eats-bag-of-cheetos-all-day-so-he-wont-have-to-wear-a-mask
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I think it's more a case of starting a new Tradition - having an utterly incompetent, pig-ignorant liar as POTUS.
Some have had a shot at it in the past, but they weren't in the same class as this one.
Jack (10-13-2020)
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I have to agree. Trump is one of a kind.
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