Rhyming with life: Aptronyms and Charactonyms

[Scientist]

Aptronym definition
https://www.britannica.com/art/aptronym

Aptronym, a name that fits some aspect of a character, as in Mr. Talkative and Mr. Worldly Wiseman in John Bunyan’s The Pilgrim’s Progress or Mrs. Malaprop in Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s play The Rivals. The term aptronym was allegedly coined by the American newspaper columnist Franklin P. Adams, by an anagrammatic reordering of the first letters of patronym (to suggest apt) to denote surnames that suit the occupation of the name’s bearer (such as Baker for a baker). Both aptronym and the synonymous euonym are rarely encountered.

Charactonym definition
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/charactonym

a name especially for a fictional character (such as Mistress Quickly or Caspar Milquetoast) that suggests a distinctive trait of the character

Real Aptronyms
https://www.humoretc.com/bcontent/aptronyms.php

Dr. Harry Beaver is a Virginia gynecologist.
Ray Ferrie is a retired ferryboat captain.
A soldier was spotted at a San Francisco military base with the nametag "Mankiller."

This subject is interesting. One could argue that rhyming in such a way in real life could be harmful to the growth of critical thinking. Now, imagine a religious group that forces its adherents to live in rhyme with aptronyms and similar such mechanics of literature. I was once told of a young man that while in basic training the platoon captain separated one such individual and removed him from the platoon because his last name was "Mortimer". I suppose the military staff didnt like aptronyms. I dont know what became of that soldier but he didnt train with the rest of his class as a man with a non-aptronymic name should. So one must wonder if such a critical institution such as a branch of military actively removes such things, they ought not be good elsewhere in real life. Authors often use this method with their characters and I would assume that this is where most people that name their children with aptronyms get their ideas from.

[Scientist]

Sir Russell Brain is a famous English neurologist.

[PostmodernProphet]

surnames that suit the occupation of the name’s bearer (such as Baker for a baker).

my wife's college roommate grew up as the child of bakers.......she hated the early hours and swore she would never marry a baker.........she married a preacher.......who's name was Baker......

[Damocles]

my wife's college roommate grew up as the child of bakers.......she hated the early hours and swore she would never marry a baker.........she married a preacher.......who's name was Baker......

was? The name changed, or did he die?

[PostmodernProphet]

Sir Russell Brain is a famous English neurologist.

US District Judge Learned Hand......1872-1961

[PostmodernProphet]

was? The name changed, or did he die?

troublemaker......

[cancel2 2022]

People whose surnames match their jobs!


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