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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Well you just failed on the later as you just terrorized Turd Deflector who is the biggest snowflake on JPP. So if he has a meltdown it’s on you!
    I never eat the snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Here now! Don’t be talking like that. You’ll be giving AssHat an organism.
    Sometimes I think God is a perpetual orgasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Now that’s ironic. Tom, our token UK member is going to like you.
    Tom is dead. Join the party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by /MSG/ View Post
    It's neutral, people force all sorts of delusions to rationalize getting up in the morning.
    If I were made to ration out getting up in the morning I suppose that would be defined as sleepwalking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
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    I'm glad I'm here, cybernauting on the electronic superhighway. If I could exist solely inside the internet, uploading my intact consciousness into it, not a copy, I would shed this mortal coil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    I'm glad I'm here, cybernauting on the electronic superhighway. If I could exist solely inside the internet, uploading my intact consciousness into it, not a copy, I would shed this mortal coil.
    Well now that is so sad.

    Can I help?
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I’m just glad to know I woke up in the morning.
    You put forth too much effort, you should settle down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    You put forth too much effort, you should settle down.
    The West is dying....now is the time for some effort if there ever was one.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    Well now that is so sad.

    Can I help?
    I would in doing so be a pioneer of science and the first immortal, how is that sad? I would be godlike and unavoidable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    I would in doing so be a pioneer of science and the first immortal, how is that sad? I would be godlike and unavoidable.
    Do you have a diagnosis that we should know about?
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    I would in doing so be a pioneer of science and the first immortal, how is that sad? I would be godlike and unavoidable.
    I'm starting to smell Cultsmasher.
    Don't be afraid to see what you see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    In a world such as this all things are interchangeable. When I say no they hear yes. When I say yes where do they go?
    Well if it’s your wife or girlfriend probably to the jewelry store.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scientist View Post
    You put forth too much effort, you should settle down.
    Yea I know. No one likes an optimist in the morning.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Yea I know. No one likes an optimist in the morning.
    No one likes you ever.
    Don't be afraid to see what you see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    No one likes you ever.
    My dog does. She even likes me better than my wife. Which is pretty cool cause she’s the only one who likes me better than my wife.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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