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    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 70 year old Virginia farmer, a Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually, the topic got around to Joe Biden and his possible role as our President.

    The old farmer said, "Well, yah know, Biden is a "Post-Turtle".

    Not being familiar with term, the doctor asked him, what a post-turtle was.

    The old farmer, said "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post, with turtle balanced on top, that is a Post-Turtle.

    The farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

    "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
    he doesn't belong up there,
    he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there,
    he has been elevated beyond his ability to function,
    and you wonder just what kind of dumb-ass put him up there to begin with!"

    And that about sums up the 2020 situation!

    It is an old saw, but a good 'un...
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    Trump is a traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksonsprat22 View Post
    Trump is a traitor.
    I think you mean Obama...

    Meh. I am old. I haven't seen a truly good President since Ike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurmugeon View Post
    I think you mean Obama...

    Meh. I am old. I haven't seen a truly good President since Ike.

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    You must be senile. I said Trump is a traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurmugeon View Post
    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 70 year old Virginia farmer, a Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually, the topic got around to Joe Biden and his possible role as our President.

    The old farmer said, "Well, yah know, Biden is a "Post-Turtle".

    Not being familiar with term, the doctor asked him, what a post-turtle was.

    The old farmer, said "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post, with turtle balanced on top, that is a Post-Turtle.

    The farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

    "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
    he doesn't belong up there,
    he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there,
    he has been elevated beyond his ability to function,
    and you wonder just what kind of dumb-ass put him up there to begin with!"

    And that about sums up the 2020 situation!

    It is an old saw, but a good 'un...
    So original.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksonsprat22 View Post
    You must be senile. I said Trump is a traitor.
    And Hillary is a traitor too, now that I think about it.

    And Schumer, Schift too.

    And then there is all the BLM and Antifa Terrorists.

    I don't like a few things about Trump, like the excessive tweets, but overall, he's doing a great job under illegal and unfair opposition that no other President has faced. The One thing that stands out about Trump, he loves America, and is truly concerned for the common people, not just the rich donar class.

    And he handled Covid19 really well.

    And he is good at aggressive negotiation with China.

    And he is working getting our military out of the Middle East.

    Yeah, overall, Trump is one of our better Presidents in the last 100 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurmugeon View Post
    And Hillary is a traitor too, now that I think about it.

    And Schumer, Schift too.

    And then there is all the BLM and Antifa Terrorists.

    I don't like a few things about Trump, like the excessive tweets, but overall, he's doing a great job under illegal and unfair opposition that no other President has faced. The One thing that stands out about Trump, he loves America, and is truly concerned for the common people, not just the rich donar class.

    And he handled Covid19 really well.

    And he is good at aggressive negotiation with China.

    And he is working getting our military out of the Middle East.

    Yeah, overall, Trump is one of our better Presidents in the last 100 years.

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    get lost jerkoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    So original.
    Its a critique that's been around for a long time, but then O'l Fools seem to all be made from the same mold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurmugeon View Post
    Its a critique that's been around for a long time, but then O'l Fools seem to all be made from the same mold.
    Yeah. Simple-minded, boring, forgetful, tell the same old joke or story 101 times, easy prey for scammers and Fox "News," dazzled by a TV game show host-turned-IMPOTUS.

    BTW, your glorious leader has no pets and does not like dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksonsprat22 View Post
    get lost jerkoff
    thanks for admitting you've lost again....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurmugeon View Post
    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 70 year old Virginia farmer, a Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually, the topic got around to Joe Biden and his possible role as our President.

    The old farmer said, "Well, yah know, Biden is a "Post-Turtle".

    Not being familiar with term, the doctor asked him, what a post-turtle was.

    The old farmer, said "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post, with turtle balanced on top, that is a Post-Turtle.

    The farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

    "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
    he doesn't belong up there,
    he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there,
    he has been elevated beyond his ability to function,
    and you wonder just what kind of dumb-ass put him up there to begin with!"

    And that about sums up the 2020 situation!

    It is an old saw, but a good 'un...
    You accidentally typed Biden, I’m sure you intended to type Trump*.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksonsprat22 View Post
    Trump is a traitor.
    Prove it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    You accidentally typed Biden, I’m sure you intended to type Trump*.
    Trump was duly elected asshole.

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