Your new job around here and official title should be
"JPP Black Crime Reporter".
It could be your responsibility to report every criminal act committed by black people across the nation.
Every day.
You could be provided with your own subforum devoted solely to your mission.
It could be called
"Tinfoil's Hat" or something, and be located down at the bottom with
The war Zone and the
Where Threads Go To Die sub-forums.
And of course, it would be the only forum you'd have posting privileges in.
Everybody wins!!!
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