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    Quote Originally Posted by cawacko View Post
    Oh wow! Glad the jury thought the same thing!
    Murder-suicide, or do you think the real killer is still at large?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    I have trouble with Pick-Up trucks parking at my Dead End road that are filled with trash. Once I take their License number, they seem to make a quick decision to leave. After a while, I don't see too many vehicles that 'park' at the Dead End.
    I used to live on a dead end road but then I left the Republican Party and life got better.
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    Keep an empty coffee cup in your car in case You get approached by a Karen. If they come up to you and start their shit say “Thank god you’re here!” Hand them the cup and dismissively say something chauvinistic like “Be a good Karen and get me a cup of coffee.”. That usually rattles em. If that doesn’t work and they persist say something like “maybe you should fetch your husband so we can discuss this intelligently.”. Usually by that point they’re so pissed off at you chauvinist pig act that they forgot what they came to hassle you about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Keep an empty coffee cup in your car in case You get approached by a Karen. If they come up to you and start their shit say “Thank god you’re here!” Hand them the cup and dismissively say something chauvinistic like “Be a good Karen and get me a cup of coffee.”. That usually rattles em. If that doesn’t work and they persist say something like “maybe you should fetch your husband so we can discuss this intelligently.”. Usually by that point they’re so pissed off at you chauvinist pig act that they forgot what they came to hassle you about.
    Won't they just throw the mug at you?

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    This is why you should always have idiot / bug repellant in reach...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    I have trouble with Pick-Up trucks parking at my Dead End road that are filled with trash. Once I take their License number, they seem to make a quick decision to leave. After a while, I don't see too many vehicles that 'park' at the Dead End.
    Do you mean a cul de sac?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truth Detector View Post
    I wish the blood level in your brain were higher.
    Runeatic was rushed to hospital with a heart attack yet the dumb bugger is still smoking ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile View Post
    Do you need someone to explain things better from now on? He was drinking a coffee and having a cigarette. It's pretty normal in society and smokers are often directed to the outside. Sometimes this happens even in your own residence due to a spouse, especially lately with the respiratory illness COVID.
    Yoy live in another world, dont you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    Do you mean a cul de sac?
    No. Are you a Frog? It's a Dead End. You know, like a Road ... and then it comes to a Stream, a Waterway, like a Brook. Do you know what a Brook is? (Jesus Christ! Is English your first language?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    No. Are you a Frog? It's a Dead End. You know, like a Road ... and then it comes to a Stream, a Waterway, like a Brook. Do you know what a Brook is? (Jesus Christ! Is English your first language?)
    You're exceedingly dim witted at times, it was a test to see if you were up to snuff, you failed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    You're exceedingly dim witted at times, it was a test to see if you were up to snuff, you failed!

    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/di...ish/cul-de-sac
    A 'cul de sac' is a street with a 'circle' at the end. It's planned, and more upscale than 'Dead End' roads. 'Dead End' roads just end abruptly, making exiting a little more difficult, necessitating backing into Private Property to successfully turn around.
    (I'm beginning to wonder if you really ever left your small hamlet ... the "I live in Thailand" storyline is becoming suspect)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    Yoy live in another world, dont you?
    I believe they call it "mom's basement."
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    A 'cul de sac' is a street with a 'circle' at the end. It's planned, and more upscale than 'Dead End' roads. 'Dead End' roads just end abruptly, making exiting a little more difficult, necessitating backing into Private Property to successfully turn around.
    (I'm beginning to wonder if you really ever left your small hamlet ... the "I live in Thailand" storyline is becoming suspect)
    Yeh bullshit Mr. Meoff, one day you'll learn not to bring a knife to a sword fight.

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cul-de-sac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaz View Post
    Won't they just throw the mug at you?
    Dear lord. Use an empty cardboard coffee cup!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    Yeh bullshit Mr. Meoff, one day you'll learn not to bring a knife to a sword fight.

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cul-de-sac
    Would you two stop acting like Karen’s.
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