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    Default How masturbation and porn can now be regulated on a national level

    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

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    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusA View Post
    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

    ---

    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
    but what area you gonna do about all this reefer madness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusA View Post
    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

    ---

    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
    This is why i still come here.

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    Legion has out done himself, again.

    No need for legislation............lol

    They need a good jack tax..... Charge them by the stroke....icon_handjob.gif China prob already has the tech to do it & they can watch cash being deducted right on their phones........

    & then make them watch Another bloody night in Paris, starring rose O'donald & donald trump or double the fine...
    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusA View Post
    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

    ---

    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
    This is AWFUL. It has Big Brother written all over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusA View Post
    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

    ---

    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusA View Post
    Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

    1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

    2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

    3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

    ---

    This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
    You're not just "jerking" us around are ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    This is AWFUL. It has Big Brother written all over it.
    At least Thread Dumpster isn't as bad as him. Now you see how I view some people here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    You're not just "jerking" us around are ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    At least Thread Dumpster isn't as bad as him. Now you see how I view some people here.
    Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    This is AWFUL. It has Big Brother written all over it.
    I especially like how he admits that banning porn would be too much legislation, but implanting a microchip in our genitals for monitoring and electric shocks is ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    You're not just "jerking" us around are ya?
    Did you know that if you type : legion :, you get this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    I especially like how he admits that banning porn would be too much legislation, but implanting a microchip in our genitals for monitoring and electric shocks is ok.
    I believe he's just f*cking with us.

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