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    Default How Trumpf fixed my electrical problems

    I was having some electrical problems. They seemed a lot like problems other people were having so I called my electrician, Fred Trumpf. I described the problem, and he told me it wasn't really all that bad. Other people told me their electricians had offered some simple solutions, but Trumpf said those were stupid, and I believed him. Everyone else seemed to have solved their electrical problems, but my persisted. Trumpf assured me that as long as it wasn't getting worse, it was nothing to worry about, and those other electricians were just making things up.

    Yesterday I had an electrical fire. I called Trumpf, he looked at the wiring and told me he really didn't know how to fix it, and I should just learn to live with it. I'm not worried at all. Trumpf is probably the greatest electrician in the history of our country. The rest of them are frauds. I'm keeping him.

    MAGA 2020!!!!!

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    I want the two minutes I wasted reading that back. You owe me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    I want the two minutes I wasted reading that back. You owe me!
    It only took me two minutes to write it

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    Excellent!
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    I was having some electrical problems. They seemed a lot like problems other people were having so I called my electrician, Fred Trumpf. I described the problem, and he told me it wasn't really all that bad. Other people told me their electricians had offered some simple solutions, but Trumpf said those were stupid, and I believed him. Everyone else seemed to have solved their electrical problems, but my persisted. Trumpf assured me that as long as it wasn't getting worse, it was nothing to worry about, and those other electricians were just making things up.

    Yesterday I had an electrical fire. I called Trumpf, he looked at the wiring and told me he really didn't know how to fix it, and I should just learn to live with it. I'm not worried at all. Trumpf is probably the greatest electrician in the history of our country. The rest of them are frauds. I'm keeping him.

    MAGA 2020!!!!!
    Pretty much sums it up. I feel like I'm living in a South Park episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    It only took me two minutes to write it
    Some Trump moron is going to call your post "fake news" and accuse you of slandering Fred Trump. They'll miss the point entirely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael_Panetta View Post
    Pretty much sums it up. I feel like I'm living in a South Park episode.
    The Governor of Texas is now parroting the Trump line. "We just have to learn to live with Covid..." He forgot the last part. 'Because our President is a fucking moron'. You know he was thinking it. Everyone is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael_Panetta View Post
    Some Trump moron is going to call your post "fake news" and accuse you of slandering Fred Trump. They'll miss the point entirely.
    Or they won't get it. Or they'll say 'why don't you move out of your mom's basement'. They are no match for my acerbic wit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    I was having some electrical problems. They seemed a lot like problems other people were having so I called my electrician, Fred Trumpf. I described the problem, and he told me it wasn't really all that bad. Other people told me their electricians had offered some simple solutions, but Trumpf said those were stupid, and I believed him. Everyone else seemed to have solved their electrical problems, but my persisted. Trumpf assured me that as long as it wasn't getting worse, it was nothing to worry about, and those other electricians were just making things up.

    Yesterday I had an electrical fire. I called Trumpf, he looked at the wiring and told me he really didn't know how to fix it, and I should just learn to live with it. I'm not worried at all. Trumpf is probably the greatest electrician in the history of our country. The rest of them are frauds. I'm keeping him.

    MAGA 2020!!!!!
    This MAY be THE DUMBEST thread starter I've EVER read on here, and THAT'S saying something. TOTAL thread FAIL, Connie, TOTAL thread FAIL.

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    So, in the final moral of this Aesop's Fable, who is the real idiot, the electrican Trumpf or Concart for not doing any due diligence?

    https://makeitright.ca/holmes-advice...it-in-writing/

    https://www.ownerbuilderbook.com/

    Seems that while Trumpf may be a poor electrician he wasn't the idiot that hired him...

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