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    Default Evangelicals Breaking Up with Jesus

    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

    Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.


    “If Hamas put down their weapons, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons, there would be no Israel."






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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Who knew?

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    poor guano won't live long enough to see it......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    poor guano won't live long enough to see it......
    Yep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    poor guano won't live long enough to see it......
    And that's BAT guano to you and me!

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    The irony is that many atheists "follow" Jesus more than those Evangelicals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    The irony is that many atheists "follow" Jesus more than those Evangelicals.
    They need to invest in more LLAMAS. That IS the key, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    They need to invest in more LLAMAS. That IS the key, my friend.
    If Jesus rode a llama, Christmas plays would be different.

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    The moon is going to be red tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    If Jesus rode a llama, Christmas plays would be different.
    Ha-ha! QUITE different. VERY good point!

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