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    Default Trumptard Excuse thread

    It's time to get a head start on excuses for Trumps blowout loss. I'll seed this to get you started:

    Demonrats voted seven times each.
    Hillary did it.
    Comey, Brennan, Clapper and Obama
    The election oversampled Democrats
    Fake News

    Feel free use this thread to make up excuses for the other stupid shit Trump does too. For example:

    'He was never briefed on X'
    'He didn't know that was a concentration camp symbol'
    'He was kidding'


    Just post the stupid thing he did and your list of excuses. Should be fun.

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    The Deep State rigged the election.

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    It was raining, he couldn't read the teleprompter.
    He was joking.
    What about Obama's 57 states?

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    Trump is going to lose hugely, fairly and squarely.
    Russian trolls and their supporters go on Ignore, automatically: no second chance.


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    "We pay for Obama's travel so he can fundraise millions so Democrats can run on lies. Then we pay for his golf."

    3:35 PM · Oct 14, 2014


    The only thing more humorous than these posts will be watching the degree to which the "trumpanzees" will further demean themselves trying to lie about them.
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    Mr. Owl sometimes asks what I see in these political forums. This thread shall serve as Exhibit A. lol
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tranquillus in Exile View Post


    It was raining, he couldn't read the teleprompter.
    He was joking.
    What about Obama's 57 states?
    I especially like the #whataboutism. Trumpcucks defend their support of a retard by claiming Obama was also a retard.

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    how about "The Demmycrats were stupid enough to think that Biden winning the popular vote would put him in the White House....even though we kept telling them there's this thing called the electoral college"........
    Isaiah 6:5
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    Pee Pee thinks Dems do not know about the electoral college. It was in the constitution. It was known for almost 250 years. But reds discovered it. We just noticed the vote was always a total of electoral votes. It is how the TV stations keep track since TV election nights were started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    It's time to get a head start on excuses for Trumps blowout loss. I'll seed this to get you started:

    Demonrats voted seven times each.
    Hillary did it.
    Comey, Brennan, Clapper and Obama
    The election oversampled Democrats
    Fake News

    Feel free use this thread to make up excuses for the other stupid shit Trump does too. For example:

    'He was never briefed on X'
    'He didn't know that was a concentration camp symbol'
    'He was kidding'


    Just post the stupid thing he did and your list of excuses. Should be fun.
    Yeah, I don't live in retardville, idk what else to say.
    Oh! I got something: What would you do to make the US better?

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    Rinos sold out to communism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Mr. Owl sometimes asks what I see in these political forums. This thread shall serve as Exhibit A. lol
    I get yelled at by Mrs. Moose when she sees me here. Can't really blame her. I have to hide what I'm doing. It's the closest I come to cheating on her.

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    I get the same thing. I just do it anyway.
    Please leave your Trump 2024 signs in your yard. That way, my dog will know where to take a dump.

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    This one is hilarious!

    Donald J. Trump

    @realDonaldTrump

    While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

    11:59 AM · Oct 28, 2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    Pee Pee thinks Dems do not know about the electoral college. It was in the constitution. It was known for almost 250 years. But reds discovered it. We just noticed the vote was always a total of electoral votes. It is how the TV stations keep track since TV election nights were started.
    Nordcunt thinks Demmycrats know about the electoral college, yet at least weekly one of them says, here on this very board, "but Clinton got 3M more votes".......
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