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    Default Senile Joe Offends Again

    I will never understand why black Americans are so angry at Senile Joe’s offensive remark. This one was far worse:

    Jan. 31, 2007

    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

    — Joe Biden, describing fellow candidate Barack Obama. The remark was made the same day Biden filed the official paperwork to launch his presidential campaign. Biden later apologized and said the remark was taken out of context.

    http://content.time.com/time/special...644536,00.html

    Black Americans should have been up in arms after the lying sack of shit picked Biden as his running mate; so they have no squawk coming now —— especially after they went out and voted for Obama/Biden twice.

    Incidentally, Senile Joe handled another interview like the pro he is:


    WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

    "Look, the thing, you know what it is," Biden said. "The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having "totally nailed" another interview.

    The female interviewer blinked a couple of times and followed up with some clarifying questions. "Mr. Vice President Biden, sir, if I may follow up on that, did you just say that if a woman doesn't let you stick your nose in her hair then she's not a real woman?"

    "I b-didn't think I could possibly be more not clear!" Biden said with a perplexed look on his face. "If you don't let me personally walk up behind you unannounced and bury my shnozzola deep within your flowing locks of cascading curly hair, YOU AIN'T A REAL WOMAN! NO MALARKEY!"

    Witnesses then walked in on Biden conversing with a Cabbage Patch doll who he mistook for a female interviewer. After hearing the news, feminists around the country responded by lining up outside Biden's house to get a complimentary hair sniff, thereby affirming their statuses as real women.

    Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'
    May 22nd, 2020

    https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-if...u-aint-a-woman
    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    That's funny
    It's all good..he doesn't need the AA vote, does he?

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    Biden is still gonna be a much better president than Trump...although I acknowledge that is not a very high bar.
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    I will never understand why black Americans are so angry at Senile Joe’s offensive remark. This one was far worse:

    Jan. 31, 2007

    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

    — Joe Biden, describing fellow candidate Barack Obama. The remark was made the same day Biden filed the official paperwork to launch his presidential campaign. Biden later apologized and said the remark was taken out of context.

    http://content.time.com/time/special...644536,00.html

    Black Americans should have been up in arms after the lying sack of shit picked Biden as his running mate; so they have no squawk coming now —— especially after they went out and voted for Obama/Biden twice.

    Incidentally, Senile Joe handled another interview like the pro he is:


    WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

    "Look, the thing, you know what it is," Biden said. "The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having "totally nailed" another interview.

    The female interviewer blinked a couple of times and followed up with some clarifying questions. "Mr. Vice President Biden, sir, if I may follow up on that, did you just say that if a woman doesn't let you stick your nose in her hair then she's not a real woman?"

    "I b-didn't think I could possibly be more not clear!" Biden said with a perplexed look on his face. "If you don't let me personally walk up behind you unannounced and bury my shnozzola deep within your flowing locks of cascading curly hair, YOU AIN'T A REAL WOMAN! NO MALARKEY!"

    Witnesses then walked in on Biden conversing with a Cabbage Patch doll who he mistook for a female interviewer. After hearing the news, feminists around the country responded by lining up outside Biden's house to get a complimentary hair sniff, thereby affirming their statuses as real women.

    Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'
    May 22nd, 2020

    https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-if...u-aint-a-woman
    You know this is fake, right?

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    black Americans like Joe Biden

    they detest Trump
    Russian trolls and their supporters go on Ignore, automatically: no second chance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmymccready View Post
    black Americans like Joe Biden

    they detest Trump
    Biden's biggest mistake was apologizing. Blacks like how real he is. By apologizing, he acted like just another politician.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmymccready View Post
    black Americans like Joe Biden

    they detest Trump
    Do tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Biden's biggest mistake was apologizing. Blacks like how real he is. By apologizing, he acted like just another politician.
    That was no act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmymccready View Post
    black Americans like Joe Biden

    they detest Trump
    Sounds very condescending generalizing like that.
    Tell us some more about "blacks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    That was no act.
    The act was his apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmymccready View Post
    black Americans like Joe Biden

    they detest Trump
    Congrats on being appointed as the official spokesretard for black Americans.
    Every life matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    You know this is fake, right?
    It's fake and they don't care.

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    This is a fabricated thread to cheer-up desperate losing Trumperoos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    You know this is fake, right?
    Satire is fake? Well I'll be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    It's fake and they don't care.
    R.I.P. America

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