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    Now I know why women and morons wear a coronavirus mask:

    All of the talk about Muslim women being forced to wear burkas in repressive Islamic countries in order to keep them modest, pure, and faithful reminded me of a book I read four or five decades ago. A lady wrote the book. I do not recall her name, or where it was published, but she said that Muslim women love their burkas because it allows them to make cuckolds of their husbands with impunity; an unfaithful wife can come and go with complete anonymity when she is wearing a burka.

    I believed the book after I imagined how happy a married woman would be tap dancing out of a lover’s pad after completing a satisfying double-nooner knowing that she cannot be identified.

    All things considered, I had to conclude that male Muslim extremists are really a collection of morons, or else they do not mind their womenfolk playing “Lets hide the pickle” at the drop of a burka —— just so long as the neighbors do not find out about it. Think about it for a while.

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    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post


    Now I know why women and morons wear a coronavirus mask:

    All of the talk about Muslim women being forced to wear burkas in repressive Islamic countries in order to keep them modest, pure, and faithful reminded me of a book I read four or five decades ago. A lady wrote the book. I do not recall her name, or where it was published, but she said that Muslim women love their burkas because it allows them to make cuckolds of their husbands with impunity; an unfaithful wife can come and go with complete anonymity when she is wearing a burka.

    I believed the book after I imagined how happy a married woman would be tap dancing out of a lover’s pad after completing a satisfying double-nooner knowing that she cannot be identified.

    All things considered, I had to conclude that male Muslim extremists are really a collection of morons, or else they do not mind their womenfolk playing “Lets hide the pickle” at the drop of a burka —— just so long as the neighbors do not find out about it. Think about it for a while.

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    Thanks for the clown show, this one is very entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post


    Now I know why women and morons wear a coronavirus mask:

    All of the talk about Muslim women being forced to wear burkas in repressive Islamic countries in order to keep them modest, pure, and faithful reminded me of a book I read four or five decades ago. A lady wrote the book. I do not recall her name, or where it was published, but she said that Muslim women love their burkas because it allows them to make cuckolds of their husbands with impunity; an unfaithful wife can come and go with complete anonymity when she is wearing a burka.

    I believed the book after I imagined how happy a married woman would be tap dancing out of a lover’s pad after completing a satisfying double-nooner knowing that she cannot be identified.

    All things considered, I had to conclude that male Muslim extremists are really a collection of morons, or else they do not mind their womenfolk playing “Lets hide the pickle” at the drop of a burka —— just so long as the neighbors do not find out about it. Think about it for a while.

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    Do you wear a face covering when going to the grocery store or any other business, these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    Do you wear a face covering when going to the grocery store or any other business, these days?
    For what?
    Every life matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    For what?
    Because you are required to. Do you wear one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    Because you are required to. Do you wear one?
    Who's required to? Fuck off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Who's required to? Fuck off!
    You and everyone else who enters a public business, and you do wear one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    You and everyone else who enters a public business, and you do wear one!
    Not 'round heanh. boy! The store workers may be, but I'm not.

    I'm in FL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    Because you are required to. Do you wear one?
    I'm not required to. Why would I wear one? Where is the science that shows they are effective? Especially among a public with zero common sense. All a cloth mask achieves is more touching of your face. Do you wear one?
    Every life matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Not 'round heanh. boy! The store workers may be, but I'm not.
    And are they wearing it properly? Or are they constantly pulling it up and down with dirty hands?
    Every life matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    And are they wearing it properly? Or are they constantly pulling it up and down with dirty hands?
    I don't give a shit.

    I tried wearing one to mow, and all it does is make your face hotter. No deal!

    On the bright side, seeing who's wearing a mask outs who the paranoid kooks are.
    Last edited by Matt Dillon; 05-23-2020 at 06:08 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Not 'round heanh. boy! The store workers may be, but I'm not.

    I'm in FL.
    Thats total bullshit my dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    I'm not required to. Why would I wear one? Where is the science that shows they are effective? Especially among a public with zero common sense. All a cloth mask achieves is more touching of your face. Do you wear one?
    You are spewing more bullshit my dear, there aint a store around that would let you in without one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    You are spewing more bullshit my dear, there aint a store around that would let you in without one.

    LMAO! You make a funny!
    In about 5 days, I'm gonna take that damn spit-shield sneeze-guard thing down and chuck it in the dumpster!

    A customer isn't required to wear any mask in FL, silly boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    LMAO! You make a funny!
    In about 5 days, I'm gonna take that damn spit-shield sneeze-guard thing down and chuck it in the dumpster!
    Not if you want to enter any kind of store, my dear. You do exactly what's required of you

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