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    Hello Crocodile,

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    No coronavirus funnies.

    A co-worker’s father-in-law died of it last week. He had to die alone. He was 62.

    A friend’s daughter was infected. In the hospital for a month. She still can’t be around her baby. Has incredible fatigue and must be monitored closely for possibilities of stroke and seizure. She is 28.

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    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Hello ThatOwlWoman,

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    I think 2016 would have something to say about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    No coronavirus funnies.

    A co-worker’s father-in-law died of it last week. He had to die alone. He was 62.

    A friend’s daughter was infected. In the hospital for a month. She still can’t be around her baby. Has incredible fatigue and must be monitored closely for possibilities of stroke and seizure. She is 28.
    I'm so sorry, Domer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    I'm so sorry, Domer.
    Thanks.

    The point being, I’m lucky, so far, to not have any of my family infected. We are being SO careful, but you never know.

    The anti-maskers, and I had 3 customers (in a row) yesterday. Selfish fucking idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliTalker View Post
    Hello ThatOwlWoman,



    I think 2016 would have something to say about that.
    Good point. In my lifetime, 1968 wasn’t so hot, either.

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    Some new definitions in the age of the coronavirus pandemic:

    Someone who blows off all the CDC guidelines, pretends the deadly pandemic is a hoax: a COVIDIOT

    The politics of downplaying the pandemic and pretending it is over even as the cases and deaths are still rising: COVIDIOCRACY

    Someone who begrudgingly wears a mask, but only because it is the law, and may wear it only on the chin or not covering the nose, has a: MASKITUDE

    Someone who holds a no-mask social gathering party in defiance of the guidelines is committing a: CORONONO
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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Thanks.

    The point being, I’m lucky, so far, to not have any of my family infected. We are being SO careful, but you never know.

    The anti-maskers, and I had 3 customers (in a row) yesterday. Selfish fucking idiots.
    I’m so sorry, it is wicked stuff. People are so foolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Good point. In my lifetime, 1968 wasn’t so hot, either.
    ‘65 as well

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    Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
    Husband: You weren't skinny to begin with.
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    Cause: Covid-19

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Thanks.

    The point being, I’m lucky, so far, to not have any of my family infected. We are being SO careful, but you never know.

    The anti-maskers, and I had 3 customers (in a row) yesterday. Selfish fucking idiots.
    I have no problem with wearing a mask. Dunno if it does any good or not, but it makes people around me feel more comfortable. The mask is, at worst, a minor inconvenience.

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