1736

[Micawber]

January 12 – George Hamilton, 1st Earl of Orkney, becomes the first Field Marshal of Great Britain.
January 23 – The Civil Code of 1734 is passed in Sweden.
January 26 – Stanislaus I of Poland abdicates his throne.
February 12 – Francis I, Holy Roman Emperor marries Maria Theresa of Austria, ruler of the Habsburg Empire.
April – The Genbun era begins in Japan. The era of Kyōhō Reforms ends.
March 8 – Nader Shah, founder of the Afsharid Dynasty, is crowned Shah of Iran.
March 31 – Bellevue Hospital was founded.
April 7- the number of Americans Trump murders in 284 years

[Jack]

Dude. What's the number?

[Micawber]

Dude. What's the number?

why 1736, of course

[Jack]

Oh wait!
1736?

[Jack]

why 1736, of course

Oh.

[Jack]

Thanks.

[Micawber]

Thanks.

Yes, it cannot be gainsaid that Donald John Trump murdered 1736 Americans on this day.

[Stone]

Oh.

You dumb fuck.

[Jack]

Yes, it cannot be gainsaid that Donald John Trump murdered 1736 Americans on this day.

Red Team will point out that most were Minorities, so that in the end ... Trump is still their Hero.

[Micawber]

I like stone brewery

[Micawber]

Red Team will point out that most were Minorities, so that in the end ... Trump is still their Hero.

yes and Indians 2/3rd taxed.

[Jack]

You dumb fuck.

(sigh) I think I've been talking to Truth Detector for too long. It's been scientifically proven that your IQ drops 50 points after a conversation with TD.

[Micawber]

"Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole number of free persons, including those bound to service for a term of years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three-fifths of all other persons."

Any constitutional scholars get this provision?

[Stone]

(sigh) I think I've been talking to Truth Detector for too long. It's been scientifically proven that your IQ drops 50 points after a conversation with TD.

Or,....your too close to Mississippi and its finely starting to rub off on you!

[Jack]

Or,....your too close to Mississippi and its finely starting to rub off on you!

Well, you may or may not know that there has been a Great Fight between Louisiana and Mississippi for who is 49th in all things large and small.