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Thread: ‘I’m Covered In Jesus’ Blood’: Defiant Churchgoers Say They’re Immune From Virus

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    covered in their dead man gods blood

    how insane is that
    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

    Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.


    “If Hamas put down their weapons, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons, there would be no Israel."






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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinnabar View Post
    I saw the video. The moron said it.

    I can't say a lot of Christians aren't stupid. Most Catholic churches I know of are going to streamed services. You have all the fake ass televangelists that refuse to close their conned money pipelines they call mega-churches. If people fall for their bogus reasoning of money in the faith when it contradicts the words of its very own worshipped subject, I don't feel bad for their loss. I do feel bad they're that gullible but that's a different thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog View Post
    Is it a Black church or a White church?
    Why are you so obsessed with race?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    Been here for what now? 4 years? Still confounded that the leftys STILL are so amazed that there are crackpot people
    out there, religious or not and who contort the Word of God into knots.
    Believers have lived and died from diseases for a couple thousand years...and will continue to. No news here.
    Lefties, ehhhhhhh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    Been here for what now? 4 years? Still confounded that the leftys STILL are so amazed that there are crackpot people
    out there, religious or not and who contort the Word of God into knots.
    0/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    covered in their dead man gods blood

    how insane is that
    It's not flesh and blood in a physical sense. It's the embodiment that gives you the strength of their flesh and blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinnabar View Post
    It would be okay if she croaked but her absolute stupidity is placing others in danger.

    Fuck’em, Lock them in.
    ONE-N-DONE, YOU GOT PLAYED; Time To Play-On
    Remember ... ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES ... So STFU Bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourbon View Post
    Fuck’em, Lock them in.
    Good idea!

    At approx. the 3:09 mark...

    BLUEXIT
    A Modest Proposal For Separating Blue States From Red

    Dear Red-State Trump Voter,
    Let’s face it, guys: We’re done.


    It is a tragedy that so much of the work that so many men and women toiled at for so long to make this a better country, and a better world, has been thrown away, leaving us all in such needless peril.

    This is why our separation in all but name is necessary.


    https://newrepublic.com/article/1409...mp-red-america

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    There is no question there are some buck toothed mentally deficient bible thumpers out there. But I literally have met zero Christians this deranged in all the churches and religious communities I have been involved in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    There is no question there are some buck toothed mentally deficient bible thumpers out there. But I literally have met zero Christians this deranged in all the churches and religious communities I have been involved in.
    I have. I even graduated from Liberty University. Plenty of loons there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I have. I even graduated from Liberty University. Plenty of loons there.
    I am not familiar with the Protestant Calvinist tradition, and Pentecostals freak me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I am not familiar with the Protestant Calvinist tradition, and Pentecostals freak me out.
    At least the Pentecostals and Charismatics know how to party and dance. I used to attend their service and I was always delighted to see the panties exposed as the women spun around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    It's an Alien church.
    Is that liberal code for Mexican?
    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
    — Joe Biden on Obama.

    Socialism is just the modern word for monarchy.

    D.C. has become a Guild System with an hierarchy and line of accession much like the Royal Court or priestly classes.

    Private citizens are perfectly able of doing a better job without "apprenticing".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog View Post
    Is that liberal code for Mexican?
    It's a nerd code for space aliens.

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