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    Default This is Schrodinger's Virus

    I didn't make this up. A friend sent it along, but it is awesome. If you don't understand science you won't get it


    Because we cannot get tested we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

    We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

    We have to act as if we've never had the virus, because if we didn't have it, we are not immune

    Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

    Thus Schrodinger's virus

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    And by self-isolating, we defeat herd immunity, rending us more vulnerable to a disease that's still not as deadly as influenza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    And by self-isolating, we defeat herd immunity, rending us more vulnerable to a disease that's still not as deadly as influenza.
    meaning we can never leave our houses until the esteemed Dr. Fauci says it is so and finds us an immunization that nobody will get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    meaning we can never leave our houses until the esteemed Dr. Fauci says it is so and finds us an immunization that nobody will get
    Indeed.


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