I think the president struck a different tone today...

[cancel2 2022]

If dullards like you think something isn't funny, then it's funny.

To Septics possibly!

[Nomad]

To Septics possibly!

And only to humorless, thin-skinned, butthurt Trumptards, is it not funny.

[christiefan915]

It wasn't funny!

It is to Americans who are sick to death of trump's lying, misinforming, boasting, blaming comedy of errors, aka the daily briefings. Not a single one of them has been 100% true and factual.

[domer76]

I wonder what percentage of Trumptards will read that and totally miss the sarcasm....

100

[Nomad]

100

Yeah, it was more of a rhetorical question, really.

[Centerleftfl]

Incapable.

[Doc Dutch]

Pretty sad to see how you trumpers get so unhinged over a columnist's April Fool joke. Get a life.

Read the room: Those guys believe goldfish can write for newspapers.

[Trumpet]

I have yet to see even one acknowledged liberal on here issue even a mild rebuke to the Chinese. You are so terrified of being labelled racist that you just can't do it! I however have absolutely no qualms in that score. There will be a huge reckoning to come, the Chinese will not know what's hit them. Of course if bumbling Biden was to win then it's game over, Xi and his pals will take him to the cleaners.

Are you still wearing those socks that you used for toilet paper???????????????????

[christiefan915]

Read the room: Those guys believe goldfish can write for newspapers.

I know, it's hilarious!

[moon]

I think the president struck a different tone today...

He's frit. You can't bully a virus.

[Trumpet]

... but then again, I am a goldfish.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone sound so soberly presidential as President Donald J. Trump did today at his coronavirus briefing, but then again, I am a goldfish and I have no recollection of anything that happened more than three seconds ago.*

What the president said really showed that he had always taken the crisis seriously — and he certainly has for as long as I can recall, which, again, is not more than three seconds. Time barely exists for me. I live suspended in an eternal present, in which there is no Before and no After, only the Now, and wow — a castle! This is new!

But I must say: In this pastless, futureless, contextless void, I am really proud of the way the White House is dealing with this crisis and has dealt with it from the very beginning of my recollection (two seconds ago). They have always handled this disease with the level of gravity it deserved.

With no memory of anything that has happened before the past three seconds, I think the president is so absolutely right to correct people who think the coronavirus is just a flu. I cannot imagine who would say such a wrong thing. Those who downplay the virus and suggest it will go away without costing hundreds of thousands of lives are a danger, so we are lucky the president continues to bring the sober tone appropriate to the occasion, say I, a goldfish for whom all time is a blur and to whom each new event comes as a surprise, without precedent or consequence.

*For goldfish scientists: I AM TAKING SOME LIBERTIES HERE! I am sorry!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...i-am-goldfish/

Enjoy!

It appears to me, like incompetent Trump got shocked into reality, once his Democratic hoax fantasy blew-up in his face.

[dukkha]

I have yet to see even one acknowledged liberal on here issue even a mild rebuke to the Chinese. You are so terrified of being labelled racist that you just can't do it! I however have absolutely no qualms in that score. There will be a huge reckoning to come, the Chinese will not know what's hit them. Of course if bumbling Biden was to win then it's game over, Xi and his pals will take him to the cleaners.

the bottom line for the election "China is not our competitor" (Biden)

[christiefan915]

It appears to me, like incompetent Trump got shocked into reality, once his Democratic hoax fantasy blew-up in his face.

It wouldn't surprise me if privately he still believes it's a Dem hoax, and is only changing his tune publicly because of the upcoming election.

[Wolverine]

You care. Wrong, he's not partying or seeking joy over the tens of thousands of Americans who will probably die due to Trump's "fake virus".

OTOH, your friend Teflon Don is looking forward to those deaths: https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...major-decision

You can't hide from the truth! https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dem...ina-travel-ban

[PoliTalker]

Hello christiefan915,

... but then again, I am a goldfish.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone sound so soberly presidential as President Donald J. Trump did today at his coronavirus briefing, but then again, I am a goldfish and I have no recollection of anything that happened more than three seconds ago.*

What the president said really showed that he had always taken the crisis seriously — and he certainly has for as long as I can recall, which, again, is not more than three seconds. Time barely exists for me. I live suspended in an eternal present, in which there is no Before and no After, only the Now, and wow — a castle! This is new!

But I must say: In this pastless, futureless, contextless void, I am really proud of the way the White House is dealing with this crisis and has dealt with it from the very beginning of my recollection (two seconds ago). They have always handled this disease with the level of gravity it deserved.

With no memory of anything that has happened before the past three seconds, I think the president is so absolutely right to correct people who think the coronavirus is just a flu. I cannot imagine who would say such a wrong thing. Those who downplay the virus and suggest it will go away without costing hundreds of thousands of lives are a danger, so we are lucky the president continues to bring the sober tone appropriate to the occasion, say I, a goldfish for whom all time is a blur and to whom each new event comes as a surprise, without precedent or consequence.

*For goldfish scientists: I AM TAKING SOME LIBERTIES HERE! I am sorry!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...i-am-goldfish/

Enjoy!

Awesome!