Reply With QuoteMott, now that another April Fool's Day has come and gone, can you confirm that you've still happily married? I always get nervous for you this time of year.Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople
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Mott, now that another April Fool's Day has come and gone, can you confirm that you've still happily married? I always get nervous for you this time of year.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
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The mail order contract was only good for seven years...Mott, now that another April Fool's Day has come and gone, can you confirm that you've still happily married? I always get nervous for you this time of year.
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Thanks for asking. I didn’t need to punk her this year. Her co-workers did it for me.Mott, now that another April Fool's Day has come and gone, can you confirm that you've still happily married? I always get nervous for you this time of year.
She got a call from a guy who started hassling her about scratching his car in the parking lot and just leaving a note on his windshield and he was all bent out of shape, giving her a hard time for scratching his Mercedes and cursing and carrying on and she kept saying “but sir...I didn’t scratch any car!”. Well he kept carrying on that she had and was arguing with him and was frustrated to the point of tears when she noticed her coworkers were trying not to laugh and she knew she had been linked. LOL
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