THE BALLAD OF JOE BIDEN

[Dachshynddawg]

Sleepy, Creepy, Mushey-Mouthed Joe

"3-0-4 -("Uh, make that a 3, folks") -3 -0"

Is a demented, old Pedo

Giving "Wet Willies", sniffing scalp pheremones

And crotch-rubbing, frotteurism turns him right on

When he was VP in Obama's White House

He'd strip stark - ass naked

Then amble about

Grossing his poor Secret Service girls out

But being a pervert's just one of Joe's problems

Another's his penchant for corporate corruption...







He refers to himself as: "Mr Middle Class"

To make out he's wholesome and decent - and immune to the graft

But that was a lie, as when he was senator from Delaware

Joe did the bidding of the corporate kings there...

They'd say:

"Joe, if you "carry some water" for us in the Senate

Push our Bankruptcy bill through the House, then it...

Well, it looks like we could cut a deal -

How's $2 million in shares or cold, hard cash make ya feel ?!"

"What about Hunter, says Joe, - what's in it for him?"

"He'll be well looked after, said MNBS - 100k each year should make him grin."

But Hunter knows nothing about the credit card business

Smoking his crack pipe is his only interest

"That's not a problem", said MBNS, leave it us, and don't fret !"







The state of Delaware is America's corporate tax haven - home to many billionaires

All the big-money businessmen, bankers and financiers

There are "Power and Pinstripe" capitalists everywhere

Back in 1972, Joe was elected senator for Delaware

And he quickly decided he gave not a "rats arse"

About his Democrat principles or the Middle Class

Then he got friendly with the laissez- faire

In the form of the "Wall Street" boys in Delaware

He "carried their water" on Capitol Hill

Pushing into law their big-business bills

All for a small consideration, just a few 100 K of the green or so

It was all purely legit - just just a bit of the old "quid pro quo"

And if you think that its crime, you can't prove it, you know !







When a Democrat politician betrays his own people

When the average Joe is sold out to the corporate - neo-liberals

Then something stinks on Capitol Hill

And it's "Family Man" Joe, the syndicate schill

So I think it's high time for "Democrat" Joe to go

The VP's been corrupt now for three decades or so

Let's deport him to a Banana Republic

Like Mexico, Zimbabwe, South Africa, or such like

The politcians in these places are just like the VP

The suborned "quid pro quo" is wired in their genes !

So, he'd find himself in "good" company






I don't want Biden for 46th President !

He's corrupt and he's crooked - a big, dirty rat

He sold out "oi polloi," he's rotten and bent

If that weren't enough, now he's gone and lost the plot

Yes, incipient dementia is what he has got

His cognitive functioning's pretty much shot

On cable news he looks kind of like: a grinning, stunned mullet with glazed - over eyes"

He can't speak a sentence devoid of "brain - farts"

And he's raised "babbling nonsense" to the state of an art

Where he is ? Who he is ? Joe's not really sure

On the campaign trail he just doesn't know if he's in New Hampshire or Idaho

So his minders in the DNC have put him in seclusion (not for the COVID, so much as delusions)

And Adderall looks like the only solution

But giving speed to demented old men is a very risky option

I doubt the Dems doctors would issue prescriptions for long






Finally...





If you know your brain's turning to sauerkraut

You should quit politics and get the fuck out !

For if Joe won the Presidential election somehow (??)

The new POTUS would be a half-baked, retard

And one big concern that keeps me up at night

Is if Joe grabs the "Football" - and orders a strike !

200 ICBM Nukes might fall on Australia

Killing all our kangaroos !

And he might drop a few Megatons on Canada too !






But thankfully Joe won't get to be POTUS

If the Dems think he can, they must be F**king joking

Perhaps they should consult the stars

Coz the Trumpster will soon smash them all

Like Guitars.....




Dachshund

[cancel2 2022]

Just brilliant!

[Earl]

Indeed.

Thanks.

[Bulletbob]

Sleepy, Creepy, Mushey-Mouthed Joe

"3-0-4 -("Uh, make that a 3, folks") -3 -0"

Is a demented, old Pedo

Giving "Wet Willies", sniffing scalp pheremones

And crotch-rubbing, frotteurism turns him right on

When he was VP in Obama's White House

He'd strip stark - ass naked

Then amble about

Grossing his poor Secret Service girls out

But being a pervert's just one of Joe's problems

Another's his penchant for corporate corruption...







He refers to himself as: "Mr Middle Class"

To make out he's wholesome and decent - and immune to the graft

But that was a lie, as when he was senator from Delaware

Joe did the bidding of the corporate kings there...

They'd say:

"Joe, if you "carry some water" for us in the Senate

Push our Bankruptcy bill through the House, then it...

Well, it looks like we could cut a deal -

How's $2 million in shares or cold, hard cash make ya feel ?!"

"What about Hunter, says Joe, - what's in it for him?"

"He'll be well looked after, said MNBS - 100k each year should make him grin."

But Hunter knows nothing about the credit card business

Smoking his crack pipe is his only interest

"That's not a problem", said MBNS, leave it us, and don't fret !"







The state of Delaware is America's corporate tax haven - home to many billionaires

All the big-money businessmen, bankers and financiers

There are "Power and Pinstripe" capitalists everywhere

Back in 1972, Joe was elected senator for Delaware

And he quickly decided he gave not a "rats arse"

About his Democrat principles or the Middle Class

Then he got friendly with the laissez- faire

In the form of the "Wall Street" boys in Delaware

He "carried their water" on Capitol Hill

Pushing into law their big-business bills

All for a small consideration, just a few 100 K of the green or so

It was all purely legit - just just a bit of the old "quid pro quo"

And if you think that its crime, you can't prove it, you know !







When a Democrat politician betrays his own people

When the average Joe is sold out to the corporate - neo-liberals

Then something stinks on Capitol Hill

And it's "Family Man" Joe, the syndicate schill

So I think it's high time for "Democrat" Joe to go

The VP's been corrupt now for three decades or so

Let's deport him to a Banana Republic

Like Mexico, Zimbabwe, South Africa, or such like

The politcians in these places are just like the VP

The suborned "quid pro quo" is wired in their genes !

So, he'd find himself in "good" company






I don't want Biden for 46th President !

He's corrupt and he's crooked - a big, dirty rat

He sold out "oi polloi," he's rotten and bent

If that weren't enough, now he's gone and lost the plot

Yes, incipient dementia is what he has got

His cognitive functioning's pretty much shot

On cable news he looks kind of like: a grinning, stunned mullet with glazed - over eyes"

He can't speak a sentence devoid of "brain - farts"

And he's raised "babbling nonsense" to the state of an art

Where he is ? Who he is ? Joe's not really sure

On the campaign trail he just doesn't know if he's in New Hampshire or Idaho

So his minders in the DNC have put him in seclusion (not for the COVID, so much as delusions)

And Adderall looks like the only solution

But giving speed to demented old men is a very risky option

I doubt the Dems doctors would issue prescriptions for long






Finally...





If you know your brain's turning to sauerkraut

You should quit politics and get the fuck out !

For if Joe won the Presidential election somehow (??)

The new POTUS would be a half-baked, retard

And one big concern that keeps me up at night

Is if Joe grabs the "Football" - and orders a strike !

200 ICBM Nukes might fall on Australia

Killing all our kangaroos !

And he might drop a few Megatons on Canada too !






But thankfully Joe won't get to be POTUS

If the Dems think he can, they must be F**king joking

Perhaps they should consult the stars

Coz the Trumpster will soon smash them all

Like Guitars.....




Dachshund

Aw yes the ballad of blow hole joe , future theme song for the dnc

[Bulletbob]

Sleepy, Creepy, Mushey-Mouthed Joe

"3-0-4 -("Uh, make that a 3, folks") -3 -0"

Is a demented, old Pedo

Giving "Wet Willies", sniffing scalp pheremones

And crotch-rubbing, frotteurism turns him right on

When he was VP in Obama's White House

He'd strip stark - ass naked

Then amble about

Grossing his poor Secret Service girls out

But being a pervert's just one of Joe's problems

Another's his penchant for corporate corruption...







He refers to himself as: "Mr Middle Class"

To make out he's wholesome and decent - and immune to the graft

But that was a lie, as when he was senator from Delaware

Joe did the bidding of the corporate kings there...

They'd say:

"Joe, if you "carry some water" for us in the Senate

Push our Bankruptcy bill through the House, then it...

Well, it looks like we could cut a deal -

How's $2 million in shares or cold, hard cash make ya feel ?!"

"What about Hunter, says Joe, - what's in it for him?"

"He'll be well looked after, said MNBS - 100k each year should make him grin."

But Hunter knows nothing about the credit card business

Smoking his crack pipe is his only interest

"That's not a problem", said MBNS, leave it us, and don't fret !"







The state of Delaware is America's corporate tax haven - home to many billionaires

All the big-money businessmen, bankers and financiers

There are "Power and Pinstripe" capitalists everywhere

Back in 1972, Joe was elected senator for Delaware

And he quickly decided he gave not a "rats arse"

About his Democrat principles or the Middle Class

Then he got friendly with the laissez- faire

In the form of the "Wall Street" boys in Delaware

He "carried their water" on Capitol Hill

Pushing into law their big-business bills

All for a small consideration, just a few 100 K of the green or so

It was all purely legit - just just a bit of the old "quid pro quo"

And if you think that its crime, you can't prove it, you know !







When a Democrat politician betrays his own people

When the average Joe is sold out to the corporate - neo-liberals

Then something stinks on Capitol Hill

And it's "Family Man" Joe, the syndicate schill

So I think it's high time for "Democrat" Joe to go

The VP's been corrupt now for three decades or so

Let's deport him to a Banana Republic

Like Mexico, Zimbabwe, South Africa, or such like

The politcians in these places are just like the VP

The suborned "quid pro quo" is wired in their genes !

So, he'd find himself in "good" company






I don't want Biden for 46th President !

He's corrupt and he's crooked - a big, dirty rat

He sold out "oi polloi," he's rotten and bent

If that weren't enough, now he's gone and lost the plot

Yes, incipient dementia is what he has got

His cognitive functioning's pretty much shot

On cable news he looks kind of like: a grinning, stunned mullet with glazed - over eyes"

He can't speak a sentence devoid of "brain - farts"

And he's raised "babbling nonsense" to the state of an art

Where he is ? Who he is ? Joe's not really sure

On the campaign trail he just doesn't know if he's in New Hampshire or Idaho

So his minders in the DNC have put him in seclusion (not for the COVID, so much as delusions)

And Adderall looks like the only solution

But giving speed to demented old men is a very risky option

I doubt the Dems doctors would issue prescriptions for long






Finally...





If you know your brain's turning to sauerkraut

You should quit politics and get the fuck out !

For if Joe won the Presidential election somehow (??)

The new POTUS would be a half-baked, retard

And one big concern that keeps me up at night

Is if Joe grabs the "Football" - and orders a strike !

200 ICBM Nukes might fall on Australia

Killing all our kangaroos !

And he might drop a few Megatons on Canada too !






But thankfully Joe won't get to be POTUS

If the Dems think he can, they must be F**king joking

Perhaps they should consult the stars

Coz the Trumpster will soon smash them all

Like Guitars.....




Dachshund

brilliant joe would be proud.