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    Default FLA MEGACHURCH packs 'em in, refuses to close, Pastor has 13 machines that kill VIRUS

    Well, at least it's a few hours away from me. But in the 2nd most POPULATED part of the state. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!


    Florida residents pack into megachurch after pastor promises he can cure coronavirus



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    March 29, 2020
    By Sarah K. Burris


    While scientists and doctors are urging people to social-distance to stop the spread of the coronavirus, one Florida megachurch bucked the trend to host their own service on Sunday that packed people in with a dangerous crowd.

    The River Church in Tampa was packed with people looking for hope, TMZ reported Sunday. Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne has denounced the social distancing claiming that he can cure the coronavirus just like he did with the Zika virus (which still exists).

    Howard-Browne promised his flock that he would never close the church, regardless of what scientists and doctors say.

    “We are not stopping anything. I’ve got news for you, this church will never close. The only time the church will close is when the Rapture is taking place,” he said two weeks ago.

    Many churches are still doing their services, but have taken it to stream video where people can watch on YouTube or Facebook on Sunday mornings from the safety of their own homes.

    We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place,
    and uh, if somebody walks through the door it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. We have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America,” he said, promising his church was clean.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/flo...e-coronavirus/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    Well, at least it's a few hours away from me. But in the 2nd most POPULATED part of the state. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!


    Florida residents pack into megachurch after pastor promises he can cure coronavirus



    Published
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    March 29, 2020
    By Sarah K. Burris


    While scientists and doctors are urging people to social-distance to stop the spread of the coronavirus, one Florida megachurch bucked the trend to host their own service on Sunday that packed people in with a dangerous crowd.

    The River Church in Tampa was packed with people looking for hope, TMZ reported Sunday. Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne has denounced the social distancing claiming that he can cure the coronavirus just like he did with the Zika virus (which still exists).

    Howard-Browne promised his flock that he would never close the church, regardless of what scientists and doctors say.

    “We are not stopping anything. I’ve got news for you, this church will never close. The only time the church will close is when the Rapture is taking place,” he said two weeks ago.

    Many churches are still doing their services, but have taken it to stream video where people can watch on YouTube or Facebook on Sunday mornings from the safety of their own homes.

    We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place,
    and uh, if somebody walks through the door it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. We have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America,” he said, promising his church was clean.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/flo...e-coronavirus/


    If it's a few hours away, why are you worried?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    If it's a few hours away, why are you worried?
    Stupidass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    Stupidass
    Ask him how far away Wuhan, China is.

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    Hello Centerleftfl,

    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    Well, at least it's a few hours away from me. But in the 2nd most POPULATED part of the state. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!


    Florida residents pack into megachurch after pastor promises he can cure coronavirus



    Published
    20 mins ago on
    March 29, 2020
    By Sarah K. Burris


    While scientists and doctors are urging people to social-distance to stop the spread of the coronavirus, one Florida megachurch bucked the trend to host their own service on Sunday that packed people in with a dangerous crowd.

    The River Church in Tampa was packed with people looking for hope, TMZ reported Sunday. Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne has denounced the social distancing claiming that he can cure the coronavirus just like he did with the Zika virus (which still exists).

    Howard-Browne promised his flock that he would never close the church, regardless of what scientists and doctors say.

    “We are not stopping anything. I’ve got news for you, this church will never close. The only time the church will close is when the Rapture is taking place,” he said two weeks ago.

    Many churches are still doing their services, but have taken it to stream video where people can watch on YouTube or Facebook on Sunday mornings from the safety of their own homes.

    We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place,
    and uh, if somebody walks through the door it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. We have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America,” he said, promising his church was clean.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/flo...e-coronavirus/


    Wow. That is about the most idiotic thing I've seen since the president's denials that this would be a problem for the USA during the first 3 months of 2020.

    How tragically sad.

    This guy is spreading death.

    He must be pretty greedy to want to keep the money flowing in his door in the face of a world wide pandemic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    Well, at least it's a few hours away from me. But in the 2nd most POPULATED part of the state. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!
    If a single person who attended contracts COVID-19 and perishes, that asshole should be charged with manslaughter.

    Lest some of our more mentally-challenged Reichwing friends whines about your source (Raw Story), here is a different source. Look how the poor pastor is so "persecuted" for his lies. *sob*

    https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/...virus-pandemic
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Got to keep those offerings coming. "13 machines" yeah that sounds like a lucky number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExpressLane View Post
    Got to keep those offerings coming.
    "... and she's buying the stairway to heaven..."
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    Stupidass
    You're the one that couldn't answer a simple question.

    I'm not the pussy that's so scared shitless he locks himself away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    You're the one that couldn't answer a simple question.

    I'm not the pussy that's so scared shitless he locks himself away.
    TOXIC MASCULINITY MUCH? Projecting much? You're behind a keyboard and I'm behind a keyboard, you do the math. Classic Trumper! CLINICAL Trumper!
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    Typical Trumpist

    Follow him to your death !
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    The guy's a nutjob.
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Centerleftfl View Post
    TOXIC MASCULINITY MUCH? Projecting much? You're behind a keyboard and I'm behind a keyboard, you do the math. Classic Trumper! CLINICAL Trumper!
    I've done the math. You're locked away and I've been out doing things like normal. I'm behind a keyboard at this moment. In a very short period, I'll be back out and you'll still be behind a keyboard.

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    Well, that will eliminate a thousand votes or more for Trump.
    Russian trolls and their supporters go on Ignore, automatically: no second chance.


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    In an idiotic and dangerous statement the televangelist declared:

    The Lord has helped us to secure our congregation. We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place. If somebody walks in the door, it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. So we have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America.
    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

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