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    Default There was a horrible mistranslation of the Bible

    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".

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    Trump/Pence 2020

    *Gives A Whole New Meaning To TP!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".
    Walt. That was not bad. Keep up the Good Work.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".
    Signaled by the the sound and stench of white 'trash' piling up in landfill that once was the Republican Party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael_Panetta View Post
    Trump/Pence 2020

    *Gives A Whole New Meaning To TP!*
    Trash party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".
    That was almost cute. Prediction: Somebody will steal it and it will be devalued on Facebook.
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    Toilet Paper 2020

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    Or when the still in the "closet" Barry was POTUS

    Obama nation= abomination

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    Barry was pretty good "pals" with Andrew Gillum. Quite "close" in fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Or when the still in the "closet" Barry was POTUS

    Obama nation= abomination
    Yeah, I remember that one. Now that one was devalued on Facebook... It was, like the one above, almost cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".
    If not the world, at least America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    It turns out that the end of the world will not be signaled with "trumpets", but rather with "trump/pence".
    Wait a sec., oh now "Armageddon It"

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    Biden because....fuck it, were all dead anyway!

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    Dementia Joe Biden starring in the remake of........... 50 first dates!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Barry was pretty good "pals" with Andrew Gillum. Quite "close" in fact.
    Homophobia? How old are you?

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