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Hey Christians!
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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yes pbf is awesome.
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Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople
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It never gets old.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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your mom gets old.
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God Bless America
It's not funny.
First off, it's Biblically incorrect. Why do people really go to Hell? People go to Hell because they hate God. God has made a way for everyone to be saved, but most people say "no thanks" and wind up in Hell as a result. God is simply respecting their choice.
Secondly, Hell isn't funny. It's a real place, and the tragedy is, that's where 90% of humanity will reside for all eternity. THINK ABOUT IT.
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Yeah plenty of travel agents for hell around.
I have yet to see a brochure though.
Where and what is hell anyway ?
Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
Proving tax cuts work!
Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.
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Dear retarded God:It's not funny.
First off, it's Biblically incorrect. Why do people really go to Hell? People go to Hell because they hate God. God has made a way for everyone to be saved, but most people say "no thanks" and wind up in Hell as a result. God is simply respecting their choice.
Secondly, Hell isn't funny. It's a real place, and the tragedy is, that's where 90% of humanity will reside for all eternity. THINK ABOUT IT.
Just because I don't like you, doesn't mean I want to spend eternity in infinate hellfire. By not accepting you, that doesn't mean I have CHOSEN to be in absolute misery. In conclusion, suck my balls.
- Grind
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Brent one day I am going to be more powerful than god and I am going to overthrow him.
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911 EVERY DAY
The other day I pointed a gun at a girl and said "let me rape you or I'll blow your brains out", and she didn't let me, so I blew her brains out.
Hey, she chose it.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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lol a girl would rather be dead than have sex with watermark. the true moral of the story O_O
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Brent, I think you should go a year not believing in god. I think it will change your life a LOT.
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Actually the true moral is that failure to respond to threat of force /= consent.
But LOL anyway.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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also god is a dick.
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what if god is really the evil one and he's been tricking mankind all these years? and satan is actually the good one and he's trying to help us out, but god, being truly evil and powerful has done a good job convincing us otherwise.
Satan gave us the tools of wisdom and knowledge in the garden of eden. He made us aware. God wanted us to be nice little minion robots.
The facts don't lie.
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Good point. We should start a satan worshipping cult.
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"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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