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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Chicken View Post
    Seems like you're rooting for the stock market to drop. Is that your aspiration these days?
    DEMOCRATS would pray for a worldwide crash to blame President Trump for, if they actually prayed, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile View Post
    Have you just tried Amazon or Ebay? They often have all the other stores selling on the site.
    I finally found a site. Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imbecile View Post
    I’ve been meaning for sometime to order more freeze dried food for hurricane emergencies, I went to two different sites and some of their products were sold out and my order won’t get here for a month due to demand right now. It seems others are preparing in case this disrupts food supplies.
    Hopefully you'll starve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Two deer in the field next door this morning. Food is in abundance here
    Plenty of seafood also! I feel bad for city dwellers. They have to rely on everyone else for even the basics. Good news is if this hits, cities will be the first to go.
    Consider the Oyster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Two deer in the field next door this morning. Food is in abundance here
    My freezer is full, my pantry stocked, but the freeze dried stuff lasts for 25 years, it hard to hunt in the city especially when its under water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOP View Post
    I don't recall any DEMOCRATS mocking African-Americans' Christian beliefs, unless said African-American Christians refuse to vote the "correct" way.

    DEMOCRATS are remarkably selective in their religious bigotry, aren't they, Topsy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Even in context, he still said, “God made these things called telephones”

    Hilarious
    God made these things called X, is a common saying in the south. It is used to tell people they are acting stupidly, and is not taken literally. I would expect a learned woman to know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    My freezer is full, my pantry stocked, but the freeze dried stuff lasts for 25 years, it hard to hunt in the city especially when it’s under water.
    Fresh meat 50 yards from my front door? All the fresh veggies I want to grow in my back yard? You can have your city.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    Plenty of seafood also! I feel bad for city dwellers. They have to rely on everyone else for even the basics. Good news is if this hits, cities will be the first to go.
    I don't feel sad for them. They say we country folk are deplorable uneducated toothless hillbillies.
    Well, we deplorable uneducated toothless hillbillies know how to provide good food and water.
    Fresh mountain springs, abundant wildlife and fertile soil is all we need. Screw the cities, they hate us anyway.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliTalker View Post
    In the beginning there was nothing.

    Except this super powerful being we call God.

    And then God said: "Let there be telephones!"

    And he waved his magic wand, and the world had telephones.
    close.....he said, "Let there be Alexander G. Bell"......
    Isaiah 6:5
    Woe to me! I cried. I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I don't recall any DEMOCRATS mocking African-Americans' Christian beliefs, unless said African-American Christians refuse to vote the "correct" way.

    DEMOCRATS are remarkably selective in their religious bigotry, aren't they, Topsy?
    Indeed...remarkably so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Wow are you a douchebag. It's a common figure of speech here in The South.
    it is? Wow that is stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliTalker View Post
    After the miracle of telephones, a new religion was born around it called 'Phonity.'

    For some unexplained reason, Good didn't make cellphones for another 5000 years.

    But the Phonians never concern themselves with such unanswered questions.
    Wow, I don't think I've ever seen our Groan Sisters so triggered. Keep up the good work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    I don't feel sad for them. They say we country folk are deplorable uneducated toothless hillbillies.
    Well, we deplorable uneducated toothless hillbillies know how to provide good food and water.
    Fresh mountain springs, abundant wildlife and fertile soil is all we need. Screw the cities, they hate us anyway.
    You get it RB!
    Consider the Oyster.

    C-4 is just angry playdoh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    it is? Wow that is stupid.
    And you're so special.
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