Republican Senator Thinks God Made Telephones.

[Ralph]

In the beginning there was nothing.

Except this super powerful being we call God.

And then God said: "Let there be telephones!"

And he waved his magic wand, and the world had telephones.

Who else but a Supernatural Being can 'create' something from nothing? In the world of applied science and physical laws.....when you start with -0-, nothing, the only product possible is -0-, nothing.

So enlighten us.....where did the Telephone come from? No human being actually created a telephone from nothing....a telephone is simply an arrangement of pre-existing matter that was indeed created from NOTHING..by the only force capable of creating something from nothing, a superior or supernatural force. Call it what you will......but one thing is objectively clear with no ambiguity whatsoever, THE CREATED can never be superior to the CREATOR. Only a "FOOL" claims superiority over something that is absolutely beyond his/her control.

Which reminds me.....want'a purchase some carbon credits so you can control the weather?

[Nordberg]

Who else but a Supernatural Being can 'create' something from nothing? In the world of applied science and physical laws.....when you start with -0-, nothing, the only product possible is -0-, nothing.

So enlighten us.....where did the Telephone come from? No human being actually created a telephone from nothing....a telephone is simply an arrangement of pre-existing matter that was indeed created from NOTHING..by the only force capable of creating something from nothing, a superior or supernatural force. Call it what you will......but one thing is objectively clear with no ambiguity whatsoever, THE CREATED can never be superior to the CREATOR. Only a "FOOL" claims superiority over something that is absolutely beyond his/her control.

Which reminds me.....want'a purchase some carbon credits so you can control the weather?

Who created god? Who created the god that made god....It is turtles all the way down.

[AProudLefty]

In the beginning there was nothing.

Except this super powerful being we call God.

And then God said: "Let there be telephones!"

And he waved his magic wand, and the world had telephones.

And they rang.

[Jerome]

Wow are you a douchebag. It's a common figure of speech here in The South.

So is the N-word.

[PoliTalker]

Hello Darth,

Part of being president entails not creating undo panic.

Is he supposed to address the nation and say ‘omg, we’re all gonna die!!’ Lol?

Of course not. But if it suited his personal purposes I have no doubt he would not hesitate to create panic. He already did that with Muslims and immigrants.

[PoliTalker]

Hello Darth,

Btw, why should Trump be blamed if the stock market gets skittish?

Isn’t that the media’s fault for hyping this? Or is that part of ‘the plan’?

You got that right. He only takes credit if the market goes up. If it goes down it's somebody else's fault.

[PoliTalker]

Hello Southern Chicken,

Seems like you're rooting for the stock market to drop. Is that your aspiration these days?

If that's what it takes to get rid of him, oh yeah, bring it on. That would be the lessor of two undesirables.

[PoliTalker]

Hello ThatOwlWoman,

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen our Groan Sisters so triggered. Keep up the good work!

I was on a roll. I could hardly believe what I was reading. I'm like, "No way! Did he actually SAY that?" It was true.

Well, if God made telephones, there sure are a lot of low life humans profiting from HIS work. But I guess that's common enough. We do have televangelists.

I was just reading an article about the corona virus and I could not believe what I was reading. I knew at once the good people here would want to comment on it.

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Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.): “God made these things called telephones ..."

The Hill

Polisquawker is aptly named!

[Earl]

Hello Southern Chicken,



If that's what it takes to get rid of him, oh yeah, bring it on. That would be the lessor of two undesirables.

So, Snowflake, you don't care if trillions of dollars of stock market value are lost to millions of Americans who depend on this revenue to help feed their families.

You are demonic, Snowflake, a demonic snowflake.

[MAGA MAN]

it is? Wow that is stupid.

You're entitled to your stupid opinion.

[MAGA MAN]

So is the N-word.

Not quite. I've lived in the NE and The South and heard the N word many times more often in the NE.

But by all means, keep spreading lies about The South. We don't mind at all; bless your heart.

[Flash]

After the miracle of telephones, a new religion was born around it called 'Phonity.'

For some unexplained reason, Good didn't make cellphones for another 5000 years.

But the Phonians never concern themselves with such unanswered questions.

They were called Phoenicians.

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They were called Phoenicians.

Yep, I like that one!

[dukkha]

They were called Phoenicians.

lol