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    Default Libtards call me for work

    LOL guys, some dude saw my van and my stellar advert plastered on the side and knew I was the guy to call. I went and check it out.
    They had a sign on the front porch that was hand painted. The top of the sign read "In this house"
    It then listed below a dozen liberal tropes beginning with "Black Lives Matter"
    >Fat white bearded dude...Prolly IT guy... Wife is a white ditzy sounding mess with glasses so thick they burn spots on her face in the right lighting
    I explain how it's impossible to fix adequately without removal of half the room and how it would be pointless to do that since it's substandard anyway and that we should just nail all new floors over it like everyone else would do.
    >Fatboy pauses hard (He learned it at the university)
    >Fatboy says he really hoped there was something simple that could be done.

    Nope
    So I leave and assure the libtards I'll send them an email
    Now here's the fun part

    Do I
    A)Make the estimate so expensive they go away
    B)Ghost them. No further response
    C)Explain how the sign caused me to reflect on my white privilege and decide to forgo my opportunity and suggest they hire a more diverse company with immigrant labor who will do the kind of work I do, which Americans don't want to do

    Votes count. I have been waiting 10 days so far

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    I am on Tapatalk so can vote if there are voting choices

    I say ghost them

    I have been in business along time and among the many lessons I have learned is that there is “bad business”. These people would be bad business. Just walk away and maintain your reputation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon Don View Post
    I am on Tapatalk so can vote if there are voting choices

    I say ghost them

    I have been in business along time and among the many lessons I have learned is that there is “bad business”. These people would be bad business. Just walk away and maintain your reputation
    Yeah, that's my current action. No need to agitate, but if he calls me again to ask why I never sent his estimate, I'm going with C
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoil View Post
    LOL guys, some dude saw my van and my stellar advert plastered on the side and knew I was the guy to call. I went and check it out.
    They had a sign on the front porch that was hand painted. The top of the sign read "In this house"
    It then listed below a dozen liberal tropes beginning with "Black Lives Matter"
    >Fat white bearded dude...Prolly IT guy... Wife is a white ditzy sounding mess with glasses so thick they burn spots on her face in the right lighting
    I explain how it's impossible to fix adequately without removal of half the room and how it would be pointless to do that since it's substandard anyway and that we should just nail all new floors over it like everyone else would do.
    >Fatboy pauses hard (He learned it at the university)
    >Fatboy says he really hoped there was something simple that could be done.

    Nope
    So I leave and assure the libtards I'll send them an email
    Now here's the fun part

    Do I
    A)Make the estimate so expensive they go away
    B)Ghost them. No further response
    C)Explain how the sign caused me to reflect on my white privilege and decide to forgo my opportunity and suggest they hire a more diverse company with immigrant labor who will do the kind of work I do, which Americans don't want to do

    Votes count. I have been waiting 10 days so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Huh? It happened, I assure you. They live right next to the campus in Bexley. I'll go take a picture of the sign next time I'm in Bexley. It was hilarious. They have 1 1/2 inch wide oak floors nailed to the framing instead of there being a subfloor. It's impossible to repair individual boards because there's no way to make it tongue and groove so the boards will move and the tops of the grooves will break off and you'll be right back where you started. They didn't want to hear that I couldn't repair the few bad boards. Well, the last time I worked for some op-enly liberal people I didn't get paid. They declared bankruptcy two months after I did work in their home and a fucking judge dismissed my lein on their home because they just a baby. Fuck liberals and liberal states
    By the way, I couldn't care less if you believe these people called me for work. I just wanted to share my potential email I want to send. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoil View Post
    LOL guys, some dude saw my van and my stellar advert plastered on the side and knew I was the guy to call. I went and check it out.
    They had a sign on the front porch that was hand painted. The top of the sign read "In this house"
    It then listed below a dozen liberal tropes beginning with "Black Lives Matter"
    >Fat white bearded dude...Prolly IT guy... Wife is a white ditzy sounding mess with glasses so thick they burn spots on her face in the right lighting
    I explain how it's impossible to fix adequately without removal of half the room and how it would be pointless to do that since it's substandard anyway and that we should just nail all new floors over it like everyone else would do.
    >Fatboy pauses hard (He learned it at the university)
    >Fatboy says he really hoped there was something simple that could be done.

    Nope
    So I leave and assure the libtards I'll send them an email
    Now here's the fun part

    Do I
    A)Make the estimate so expensive they go away
    B)Ghost them. No further response
    C)Explain how the sign caused me to reflect on my white privilege and decide to forgo my opportunity and suggest they hire a more diverse company with immigrant labor who will do the kind of work I do, which Americans don't want to do

    Votes count. I have been waiting 10 days so far
    What would your response be if they were contards with the white supremacist tropes like "the Jews will never replace us" on their signs at their trashy trailer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    What would your response be if they were contards with the white supremacist tropes like "the Jews will never replace us" on their signs at their trashy trailer?
    Trailer trash don't hire wood floor guys. It's only white privileged people. I have only had two black customers in 35 years. Only rich white people care about wood floors. That's what makes their signs so hilariously hypocritical. They exude white privilege yet they rail against it. LOL

    BTW, one of the black customers was a preacher and his house smelled like a church. LOL
    The other black customer was Michael Moye
    Here's house I did all the floors in back in my late 20s in the early 90s
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoil View Post
    Trailer trash don't hire wood floor guys. It's only white privileged people. I have only had two black customers in 35 years. Only rich white people care about wood floors. That's what makes their signs so hilariously hypocritical. They exude white privilege yet they rail against it. LOL
    Ok then the rich and privileged contards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Ok then the rich and privileged contards?
    Rich contards are not out there saying my job is one that Americans don't want to do. Leftists say this when they say illegals do jobs Americans don't want to do. I had to move from Connecticut because there were so many illegal aliens available it drove the wages down by preventing normal increases in labor pay. I now operate in columbus and I charge 3X the amount I could hope to get in Connecticut.

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    Bascially, I want these customers to hire illegal aliens to butcher their floor. They don't deserve my fine craftsmanship and I will not allow them to get it. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Note to Christie: Mott knows Tinfoil personally and can vouch for what he says!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Note to Christie: Mott knows Tinfoil personally and can vouch for what he says!
    That’s true. I can. I’ve seen examples of his work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoil View Post
    LOL guys, some dude saw my van and my stellar advert plastered on the side and knew I was the guy to call. I went and check it out.
    They had a sign on the front porch that was hand painted. The top of the sign read "In this house"
    It then listed below a dozen liberal tropes beginning with "Black Lives Matter"
    >Fat white bearded dude...Prolly IT guy... Wife is a white ditzy sounding mess with glasses so thick they burn spots on her face in the right lighting
    I explain how it's impossible to fix adequately without removal of half the room and how it would be pointless to do that since it's substandard anyway and that we should just nail all new floors over it like everyone else would do.
    >Fatboy pauses hard (He learned it at the university)
    >Fatboy says he really hoped there was something simple that could be done.

    Nope
    So I leave and assure the libtards I'll send them an email
    Now here's the fun part

    Do I
    A)Make the estimate so expensive they go away
    B)Ghost them. No further response
    C)Explain how the sign caused me to reflect on my white privilege and decide to forgo my opportunity and suggest they hire a more diverse company with immigrant labor who will do the kind of work I do, which Americans don't want to do

    Votes count. I have been waiting 10 days so far
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