Which lawn grass isn't racist?

[Bobb]

Spring is coming and I'm going to put down some grass seed. I don't want to offend anyone with the wrong grass, so could one of you morons who police such things tell me which lawn grass isn't racist or antisemitic?

[BRUTALITOPS]

solid thread. I can see you put a lot of thought into it.

[Bobb]

solid thread. I can see you put a lot of thought into it.

I can see you put a lot of thought into your response. How dare you be so dismissive of the fight against racism!

[anonymoose]

Spring is coming and I'm going to put down some grass seed. I don't want to offend anyone with the wrong grass, so could one of you morons who police such things tell me which lawn grass isn't racist or antisemitic?

Excellent post. I was wondering the same although I won’t be seeding until May.

[Bobb]

Excellent post. I was wondering the same although I won’t be seeding until May.

I have some ideas. To avoid antisemitism, I can't use any seed variety that the nazis had their hands on. I probably should go with something engineered by an Israeli firm or something at least sold by jewish merchants. Unfortunately, the zionist fcktards in this forum are uselss in providing guidance.

Avoiding racism is far harder. Any grass seed native to Africa would be unconscionable appropriation. It would probably would be wrong to use any grass seed native to any country of colored people. And, it would be wrong to use grass native to historically white countries, because that grass itself is racist. The only way I see out of this catch 22 is to use grass of unknown nativity. Bluegrass is probably the most racist of the grasses.

[Mason Michaels]

Spring is coming and I'm going to put down some grass seed. I don't want to offend anyone with the wrong grass, so could one of you morons who police such things tell me which lawn grass isn't racist or antisemitic?

The one you pound up your dumb ass!

[Bobb]

The one you pound up your dumb ass!

Oh, you're a faggot thinking about my ass. Sorry faggot, I'm not your type.

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Having a lawn is racist

[Mason Michaels]

Oh, you're a faggot thinking about my ass. Sorry faggot, I'm not your type.

You mean your fucked out ass,with a cork in it so you don't shit yourself?

[anonymoose]

Having a lawn is racist

This is true . Therefore grass seed type is a moot point.

[CFM]

Oh, you're a faggot thinking about my ass. Sorry faggot, I'm not your type.

Nothing but projection on MM's part.

[Bobb]

Having a lawn is racist

I'm leaning toward that. In my efforts to not have a racist variety of grass, I fear I must give up owning a lawn. Not only can I not find a non-racist variety of grass, lawns themselves are racist. Lawns remind blacks of when their ancestors were slaves working the fields (the concept of work terrorizes them). Lawns symbolize inequality, because not everyone has a lawn (and, blacks can't steal lawns, at least without Bernie Sander's help). Lawns are where the KKK burns crosses (this is why Chicago isn't safe, right?).

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm leaning toward that. In my efforts to not have a racist variety of grass, I fear I must give up owning a lawn. Not only can I not find a non-racist variety of grass, lawns themselves are racist. Lawns remind blacks of when their ancestors were slaves working the fields (the concept of work terrorizes them). Lawns symbolize inequality, because not everyone has a lawn (and, blacks can't steal lawns, at least without Bernie Sander's help).

Yes, they were slaves and the only problem they, or anyone else, could have with that state of being is an irrational phobia of the concept of work. Thanks for going out of your way to reveal to all of us that your entire opinion on slavery, is that it was a time when black people were for the only time in history made to work, and they have never once worked before or sense then due to the mental condition described previously. Nobody here suspects you're racist after this brilliant display. You may thus drop your extreme paranoia that leads to this dumb passive aggressive thread which results from your constant internal conflict and anger over imagined instances of yourself being unfairly indicated as racist. You are clearly not a racist at all, thus you have nothing to worry about. Your sins are forgiven, I have forgiven them, for I am race Jesus.

Lawns are where the KKK burns crosses (this is why Chicago isn't safe, right?).

Chicago would be much safer with the KKK around, it's alright, just go out and say it, you're clearly not a racist so you have nothing to worry about stating this clear and obvious fact my friend. The KKK just protected noble Confederate widows from crazed Negro rapists. We all know this.

[Bobb]

Thanks for going out of your way to reveal to all of us that your entire opinion on slavery, is that it was a time when black people were for the only time in history made to work, and they have never once worked before or sense then due to the mental condition described previously.

I didn't say blacks have never worked outside of slavery. I just pointed out that blacks aren't fans of working. They'd prefer to vote for a living than work for a living, hence the Democrat party, the party of southern slavery, segregation, the KKK, and Jim Crow, enjoys congenital loyalty of the black population

Slavery itself is irrelevant to anyone's lives today, except as a lame excuse for blacks to refuse to work, not that blacks have ever shown much potential to be productive.

Chicago would be much safer with the KKK around, it's alright, just go out and say it, you're clearly not a racist so you have nothing to worry about stating this clear and obvious fact my friend. The KKK just protected noble Confederate widows from crazed Negro rapists. We all know this.

Indeed, Chicago would be much safer with the KKK around. They KKK would crack down on crime, as well as otherwise run the city far more competently that those apes in power there now.

[Flash]

Zoysia.