Why weed is better than alcohol, in every conceivable way

[BRUTALITOPS]

Off the top of my head

Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
Weed is 0 calories.

People die from alcohol poising
No one dies from weed

Weed is chill
Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
Weed does not dehyrdate

Alcohol has hangovers
Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

Alcohol honestly sucks.

I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

Yes we cannabis

also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.

[Jack]

I can't believe this insight is right off the top of your head. Dude ... this is extremely heavy.

[MAGA MAN]

Doper.

[Mason Michaels]

With booze you lose,with dope there's hope

[StoneByStone]

Off the top of my head

Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
Weed is 0 calories.

People die from alcohol poising
No one dies from weed

Weed is chill
Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
Weed does not dehyrdate

Alcohol has hangovers
Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

Alcohol honestly sucks.

I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

Yes we cannabis

also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.

Does this mean you're voting for Bernie?

[MAGA MAN]

Why do you think they call it dope, anyway?

[ThatOwlWoman]

Weed doesn't destroy your liver or brain either.

[PostmodernProphet]

Doper.

in diaper....

[BRUTALITOPS]

Does this mean you're voting for Bernie?

nope, but i respect bernie. I respect the bernie bros. mostly because I know they hate the dnc establishment too.

[Loving91390]

Weed doesn't destroy your liver or brain either.

You don’t know many stoners do you ...... talk about brain dead .

[anonymoose]

I used to smoke almost daily when in undergraduate school. Once it became legal in AK I went to a pot shop and tried it again. Did absolutely nothing no matter how much I took in. I’d rather two beers for a buzz.

[Celticguy]

Off the top of my head

Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
Weed is 0 calories.

People die from alcohol poising
No one dies from weed

Weed is chill
Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
Weed does not dehyrdate

Alcohol has hangovers
Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

Alcohol honestly sucks.

I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

Yes we cannabis

also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.

The jumbo bag of Doritos and bottle of Hersheys chocolate more than make up for those 500 calories.
And a tall boy is like2 bucks dont know what pot goes for but i suspect its more.

[ThatOwlWoman]

You don’t know many stoners do you ...... talk about brain dead .

I not only know several, I *am* one.

It's pretty obvious from your posts that you should have put down the bottle years ago.

[zymurgy]

alcohol can be used to safely transport potable water in a manner that will keep you alive.

weed will just make your mouth dry - and wish you had potable water to drink

[jimmymccready]

Neither are great.