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    Default Why weed is better than alcohol, in every conceivable way

    Off the top of my head

    Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
    Weed is 0 calories.

    People die from alcohol poising
    No one dies from weed

    Weed is chill
    Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

    Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
    Weed does not dehyrdate

    Alcohol has hangovers
    Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

    Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

    Alcohol honestly sucks.

    I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

    Yes we cannabis

    also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.
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    I can't believe this insight is right off the top of your head. Dude ... this is extremely heavy.

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    Doper.

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    With booze you lose,with dope there's hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimbo Kush View Post
    Off the top of my head

    Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
    Weed is 0 calories.

    People die from alcohol poising
    No one dies from weed

    Weed is chill
    Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

    Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
    Weed does not dehyrdate

    Alcohol has hangovers
    Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

    Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

    Alcohol honestly sucks.

    I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

    Yes we cannabis

    also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.
    Does this mean you're voting for Bernie?

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    Why do you think they call it dope, anyway?

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    Weed doesn't destroy your liver or brain either.
    KAG: Keep America Grieving

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Doper.
    in diaper....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Does this mean you're voting for Bernie?
    nope, but i respect bernie. I respect the bernie bros. mostly because I know they hate the dnc establishment too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Weed doesn't destroy your liver or brain either.
    You don’t know many stoners do you ...... talk about brain dead .

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    I used to smoke almost daily when in undergraduate school. Once it became legal in AK I went to a pot shop and tried it again. Did absolutely nothing no matter how much I took in. I’d rather two beers for a buzz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimbo Kush View Post
    Off the top of my head

    Just had 2 beers tonight. That was 500 calories.
    Weed is 0 calories.

    People die from alcohol poising
    No one dies from weed

    Weed is chill
    Alcohol is not chill (though can be fun too)

    Alcohol dehydrates like a motherfucker
    Weed does not dehyrdate

    Alcohol has hangovers
    Weed does not have hangovers (you could argue for a slight weed hangover, but it's not where near as bad as an alcohol hangover)

    Like this is litearlly just off the top of my head

    Alcohol honestly sucks.

    I'll have an IPA every now and then. Maybe a stout. But common... alcohol is so 20th century. Weed is the future.

    Yes we cannabis

    also, desh is banned from this thread. fuck you desh.
    The jumbo bag of Doritos and bottle of Hersheys chocolate more than make up for those 500 calories.
    And a tall boy is like2 bucks dont know what pot goes for but i suspect its more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loving91390 View Post
    You don’t know many stoners do you ...... talk about brain dead .
    I not only know several, I *am* one.

    It's pretty obvious from your posts that you should have put down the bottle years ago.
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    alcohol can be used to safely transport potable water in a manner that will keep you alive.

    weed will just make your mouth dry - and wish you had potable water to drink

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    Neither are great.
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