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    Default Yurt?

    What happened to Yurt?
    Can't Grind pay his bail?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    pretty good proof that yurt and I are the same person

    I mean.. I kinda disappear for a while, and so does he O_O

    I miss you yurt. safe travels wherever you are <3


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    Grind’s got you beat by miles. He is very intelligent.

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    Dear JPP Congregation. We are here today to mourn the passing of “Spastic Colon” Yurtowski, aka “Yurt“. A celebration of his life will be held on Feb 6, 2020 at 2101 Opossum Run Rd at St. Luthers Baptist Church. The event will be BYOB.

    Weary of eulogies noting someone’s brave battle with death, Yurt wanted everyone to know he died from being stubborn, not following Doctors orders, raising hell for five decades and a chronic case of irritable bowel syndrome. He enjoyed booze, cars, guns and younger women till the day he died.

    Yurt was born in 1954 to Fred and Ethyl Yurtowski. Ethyl was a career alcoholic and Fred was a Rabbi, a mishogina and a professional hod carrier.

    A community activist Yurt was known for saving the Ayn Rand house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. Yurt was a Republican delegate, a life long member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music and weed.

    Yurt was preceded in death by Fred and Ethyl Yurtowski and is survived by his beloved sons Ed and Chopper, his former wife Jane Transue, his brother Steven Yurtowski (Susan), Uncle Joe, Aunt Cynthia Yurtowski (his favorite), Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews. Baba Yaga can kiss his ass.

    So many of Yurts childhood friends who weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.

    Yurt asks that you drop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the celebration contains adult material we respectfully request no children under 18 attend.

    Rest In Peace Yurt.
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    1952 you idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    1952 you idiot.
    Like Lazarus,Yurt rises from the dead!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    1952 you idiot.
    Great to see you're still with us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Like Lazarus,Yurt rises from the dead!
    Wait a second, MASON. Is Yurt actually one of your MANY socks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    Wait a second, MASON. Is Yurt actually one of your MANY socks?
    Ask your boyfriend,USF
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Dear JPP Congregation. We are here today to mourn the passing of “Spastic Colon” Yurtowski, aka “Yurt“. A celebration of his life will be held on Feb 6, 2020 at 2101 Opossum Run Rd at St. Luthers Baptist Church. The event will be BYOB.

    Weary of eulogies noting someone’s brave battle with death, Yurt wanted everyone to know he died from being stubborn, not following Doctors orders, raising hell for five decades and a chronic case of irritable bowel syndrome. He enjoyed booze, cars, guns and younger women till the day he died.

    Yurt was born in 1954 to Fred and Ethyl Yurtowski. Ethyl was a career alcoholic and Fred was a Rabbi, a mishogina and a professional hod carrier.

    A community activist Yurt was known for saving the Ayn Rand house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. Yurt was a Republican delegate, a life long member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music and weed.

    Yurt was preceded in death by Fred and Ethyl Yurtowski and is survived by his beloved sons Ed and Chopper, his former wife Jane Transue, his brother Steven Yurtowski (Susan), Uncle Joe, Aunt Cynthia Yurtowski (his favorite), Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews. Baba Yaga can kiss his ass.

    So many of Yurts childhood friends who weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.

    Yurt asks that you drop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the celebration contains adult material we respectfully request no children under 18 attend.

    Rest In Peace Yurt.
    An excellent eulogy! By all accounts, Yurt was a man among men and a prince of a human being.

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    I think he went to Hawaii to visit his brother and sponge off him for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    An excellent eulogy! By all accounts, Yurt was a man among men and a prince of a human being.
    Yes he was. JPP members had been warning him for years about his irritable bowl syndrome but he wouldn’t listen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Ask your boyfriend,USF
    I KNEW Yurt was just another one of your socks, ya fartknocker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    I KNEW Yurt was just another one of your socks, ya fartknocker!
    Is that what USF told you?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Is that what USF told you?
    Nope, I figured it out myself, ya fartknocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Ask your boyfriend,USF
    I<3Possums - Stop being dumb Mason

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