Bigdog (01-23-2020), dukkha (01-23-2020), Irish (01-23-2020), PostmodernProphet (01-23-2020)
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his opening statement at Trump's impeachment trial, Rep. Adam Schiff reminded the Senate of their solemn duty and the gravity of just what it is they will be discussing at the trial.
Schiff warned that if Trump is not impeached, the American people may have a chance to tamper with the next election.
"If President Trump is not impeached, the American people might get a say in who is president," Schiff said gravely. "We simply can't allow that to happen. We must diligently defend our electoral process against electoral outcomes we do not like. If that means seizing power through a sham impeachment trial, so be it."
"When the Founders wrote that founding document thing, they never imagined there would be electoral outcomes that Democrats did not agree with."
Democrats also said they have even hard evidence that the 2016 election was compromised by Republicans voting for Trump.
"We know this horrible outcome could happen, because it's already happened once before."
https://tinyurl.com/w2x9uzj
Bigdog (01-23-2020), dukkha (01-23-2020), Irish (01-23-2020), PostmodernProphet (01-23-2020)
Wait until Trump speaks in front of the United Nations. He can ask every country in the world to interfere in our election to help him.
The Dems have laid it our clear and obviously what happened. Trump had an election cabal working to steal the election. He is doing it again.
jimmymccready (01-23-2020)
"Justice Roberts Sternly Admonishes Impeachment Participants To Remember They’re At Complete Farce Of A Trial"
"WASHINGTON—After he gaveled the Senate to order Wednesday afternoon, Chief Justice John Roberts sternly admonished both President Trump’s counsel to remember they were participating in a complete farce of a trial. “As you address members of this deliberative body, please bear in mind that nothing you say or do will have any effect on the completely predetermined outcome of these proceedings,” said Roberts"
"We’re just going through the motions here, we all know how it is going to end, so let’s at least try to keep it brief.”
https://politics.theonion.com/justic...cip-1841162643
Your turn
see my sig,,Dems will never accept Trump as legitimate
I don't know how you were diverted / You were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted / No one alerted you
This one is better:
Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden"
"Praising the civil rights leader for his determination and commitment to justice, Kellyanne Conway, senior counselor to the president, suggested to reporters Monday that Martin Luther King Jr. would have traveled to Ukraine for dirt on Joe Biden. “Dr. Martin Luther King would certainly have traveled abroad to pressure foreign nations to expose a political enemy’s secrets,” said Conway, who explained that if King were alive today, he would without a doubt hop on a flight to Kiev to meet with Ukrainian government officials to acquire potentially damaging information about Biden’s younger son, Hunter"
https://politics.theonion.com/kellya...uld-1841137797
Coup has started. First of many steps. Impeachment will follow ultimately~WB attorney Mark Zaid, January 2017
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Congress Warns Impeachment Trial May Force Them To Work Gruelling 30-Hour Weeks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has warned the nation that if this impeachment trial continues for a while, they may have to work 30 hours a week.
"If this keeps up, we're really gonna have to burn the midnight oil and put in 25 or even 30 hours," whined Rep. Adam Schiff. "That leaves me hardly any time for taking bribes from lobbyists!"
"Let's wrap this puppy up," said Senator Mitch McConnell, checking his watch. "I can get 350 judges confirmed an hour, so at our usual workweek of 15 hours, that's like a trillion judges a week. Every minute we spend on this impeachment trial is a minute I'm not making the courts great again."
"Plus, I'm missing Columbo."
Senator Bernie Sanders grumbled that he won't have time to maintain all three of his houses. "Who's supposed to polish the gold toilets? Well, I guess I have my butler for that. But then I can't shout at him for doing a bad job!"
Sanders then shook his fist at the proceedings and curled up into his usual afternoon nap.
anatta (01-23-2020)
CNN Retracts Completely Factual Story, Admits It Did Not Reflect Their Editorial Standards
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has retracted a recent report related to President Trump after realizing the article was 100% factual and as such did not reflect the editorial standards of the news organization.
CNN's regular readership took to social media to demand a retraction after finding no obvious bias or slant to the piece.
"We just reported on what Trump did and things that were said," Brian Stelter said in an on-air apology. "We realize now this was not consistent with what we've done in the past or who we are as a news organization. It was dangerous and irresponsible."
All links to the piece were quickly pulled, and CNN assured its readers that it would never happen again.
anatta (01-23-2020)
cancel2 2022 (01-23-2020)
"I can get 350 judges confirmed an hour, so at our usual workweek of 15 hours, that's like a trillion judges a week. Every minute we spend on this impeachment trial is a minute I'm not making the courts great again."
lol so true.
cancel2 2022 (01-24-2020)
I "thought" it was "un-patriotic" to question our voting system? What was it that Sir Hillary Clinton said? "Anyone that does not accept the results of an election is a threat to democracy...." Of Course that was when she thought she had a cake walk into the oval office, and just for insurance she was hiring a foreign agent to dig up dirt in Russia to be used as weapon. Speaking of a weapon.....the FISA court just stated that at least 2 of the warrants on Carter Page are not valid, and any legal actions obtained via using these illegal searches is made null and void? Didn't Muller rely heavily on these illegal searches?
http://www.townhall.com/tipsheet/mat...cracy-n2251780
Last edited by Ralph; 01-23-2020 at 08:23 PM.
TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..
De Oppresso Liber
cancel2 2022 (01-24-2020)
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