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    The President of Russia was visiting an Eastern European Country.

    After waiting through the line, he stepped up to the customs counter.

    The agent looked at him and began the questions.

    "Name?"

    "Vladimir Putin."

    The agent looked at Putin for a moment, then continued...

    "Occupation?"

    "No. Just visiting."
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    Thats funny
    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

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    OK. Point for PoliTalker.

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    Giving credit where credit due:

    The Capital Steps

    If you've never heard of them, they are freaking awesome. And they make fun of both sides.

    Don't start listening or you'll not wish to quit for the whole hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliTalker View Post
    The President of Russia was visiting an Eastern European Country.

    After waiting through the line, he stepped up to the customs counter.

    The agent looked at him and began the questions.

    "Name?"

    "Vladimir Putin."

    The agent looked at Putin for a moment, then continued...

    "Occupation?"

    "No. Just visiting."

    Good one!

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    Hello Sirthinksalot,

    Quote Originally Posted by Sirthinksalot View Post

    Good one!
    Thank you. Thank you very much.
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    I got another one.

    Did you hear that President Trump is going to open a new chain of beach resort hotels?

    It's going to be called...

    -wait for it-

    -Scandals
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