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    I just sneezed, six times in a row.

    What does this mean and am I going to hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    I just sneezed, six times in a row.

    What does this mean and am I going to hell?
    It means you have an allergic reaction to something.
    Soap,dust,your lovers semen.

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    no......you only go to hell if you don't sneeze.....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Yes, but it has nothing to do with sneezing. I hear that it is warm there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Yes, but it has nothing to do with sneezing. I hear that it is warm there.
    your theology sucks.......apparently you know nothing of Sneezintology.......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sally Socks View Post
    It means you have an allergic reaction to something.
    Soap,dust,your lovers semen.
    Oh boy, THAT'S a burn that will leave a mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    your theology sucks.......apparently you know nothing of Sneezintology.......
    "Sneezintology" - Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    I just sneezed, six times in a row.

    What does this mean and am I going to hell?
    It means you have to wipe your nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    your theology sucks.......apparently you know nothing of Sneezintology.......
    Humor

    Learn some

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    "Sneezintology" - Good one!
    Are you homosexual?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    Are you homosexual?
    Nope, I'm tri-sexual. I've had sex with women, ladies AND whores. The whores were easily the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    I just sneezed, six times in a row.

    What does this mean and am I going to hell?
    Sometimes I sneeze more times than that while I'm reading the posts here. I must be allergic to the stupidity of some of the posters here.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    I just sneezed, six times in a row.

    What does this mean and am I going to hell?
    You probably are, and the sneezing has nothing to do with it.
    Anonymity is priceless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    Humor

    Learn some
    okay, if I ever see some, I will study it......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    okay, if I ever see some, I will study it......
    Study?


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