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    Paradoxically, painting them with stars and bars attracted twice as money stinky smelly flies.

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    it is why zebras are striped


    Im sure other patterns would work


    I always wondered why their markings existed


    they didn't seem to make for good camo

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Why painting zebra stripes on cows could save the agriculture industry major money
    It will because you stupid liberals won't think those are cows and their farts are destroying the earth
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Shouldn't be long now, until some company begins marketing zebra striped anti-mosquito bite clothing.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    It will because you stupid liberals won't think those are cows and their farts are destroying the earth
    chemistry is REAL


    I know you don't like sciencey stuff

    but even though you don't like veggies they exist


    even though you don't like things they still exist


    cow farts are gas


    they are made of gases that have actual chemical effects

    even if you don't like these facts they are still facts


    your childish megalomaniac thoughts don't have the power to change reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    chemistry is REAL


    I know you don't like sciencey stuff

    but even though you don't like veggies they exist


    even though you don't like things they still exist


    cow farts are gas


    they are made of gases that have actual chemical effects

    even if you don't like these facts they are still facts


    your childish megalomaniac thoughts don't have the power to change reality
    So, you're a chemist?

    Every animal's (including human's) farts have a bit of methane. Bend over and fart on a lit lighter once.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    So, you're a chemist?

    Every animal's (including human's) farts have a bit of methane. Bend over and fart on a lit lighter once.
    dear fucking idiot

    you are the one saying that gas doesn't react as science says it does feces face


    you are the one who denies science

    yes non chemists are allowed to discuss chemistry


    fuck you very much

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Why painting zebra stripes on cows could save the agriculture industry major money
    Why do you need to paint a cow to look like a zebra. All you have to do is look at Obama. The by product of a typical runaway black baby daddy and a piece of trash white.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    dear fucking idiot

    you are the one saying that gas doesn't react as science says it does feces face


    you are the one who denies science

    yes non chemists are allowed to discuss chemistry


    fuck you very much
    Where in the hell did you come up with that shit from my post? You're insane...
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Originally Posted by RB 60
    So, you're a chemist?

    Every animal's (including human's) farts have a bit of methane. Bend over and fart on a lit lighter once.


    Spoken like a card carrying redneck. lol

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    why are you NOT embracing the science in this thread RB60 asshole?

    instead you are posting completely unrelated crap

    fuck you and bite a dead mules cock

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    Why do you need to paint a cow to look like a zebra. All you have to do is look at Obama. The by product of a typical runaway black baby daddy and a piece of trash white.
    this is the republican base


    its very base

    and very dense

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