Stretch (11-19-2019)
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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that his party will provide a device capable of teleporting matter across the universe to every UK home within 10 years, if elected on December 12th.
The move follows the “cyberwar” that has erupted between the two main parties, with the Labour Party promising “super-fast broadband for all” and the Conservatives pledging “a super-fast internet connection for all” by 2025.
https://www.theposttruthpost.co.uk/2...0-vows-labour/
Stretch (11-19-2019)
I think most people consider the transporter to be the most unobtainable technology from Star Trek. Even if you are just breaking down objects and delivering their compounds, it's still not going to happen anytime soon, if ever. 2030 is considered an optimistic date for accomplishing the manned mission to Mars, thanks to limited technology.
Anyway, if you're going to write satire about a weirdo like Corbyn, might as well go big!
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
cancel2 2022 (11-19-2019)
Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
pain in abortion.
Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
which has begun. To abort life is to end it.
cancel2 2022 (11-19-2019)
Corbyn has announced half-a -million new 'Climate Apprenticeships '. That should make the maggot squirm.
It's also TRUE, unlike anything maggot passes with his daily dump.
maggot has finally come to see a Corbyn government as a reality- hence juvenile attempts at satire such as this nonsense thread.
Sweating, maggot ?
Anyway- every Tory toff already has a porter for their telly.
" First they came for the journalists...
We don't know what happened after that . "
Maria Ressa.
Minister of Truth (11-20-2019)
Free broadband will do. What a stunner ! Clever, that Momentum crew.
" First they came for the journalists...
We don't know what happened after that . "
Maria Ressa.
cancel2 2022 (11-20-2019)
Every authoritarian society wants to control the populace, what better way than to have the government control the Internet. Your mates in Iran and North Korea do that already. Anyway there isn't a hope in Hell that Corbyn will ever become PM, it's patently obvious to all sane people that he's totally useless and would be an effing disaster.
Even your favourite news organ, after Press TV, RT, Electronic Intafada and the Hamas Humpers Weekly, thinks that it's mostly bullshit and extremely costly as well.
Would nationalising broadband work?
Australia has tried to do this with its National Broadband Network and it has been branded one of the biggest infrastructure failures in its history. Set up in 2006, the government’s plan was to roll out full fibre to 93% of all premises, although over the years this was watered down to a “multi-technology mix” using different technologies offering varying levels of speed and service to consumers. “Only one other country in the world has come close to going down this route, Australia,” says Matthew Howett, the principal analyst at telecoms research firm Assembly. “And for a good reason – it’s hard, expensive and fraught with difficulty. Australia’s NBN is years late, massively overbudget and offering speeds and technology a fraction of the original political intention.”
https://www.theguardian.com/money/20...lisation-of-bt
https://www.theguardian.com/business...-business-live
Last edited by cancel2 2022; 11-20-2019 at 12:27 AM.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
cancel2 2022 (11-20-2019)
He wants to set up re-education camps for all, nothing new there! My daughter-in-law's parents and relatives were spoon-fed Marxist bullshit by the Viet Minh. She has aunts and cousins in Seattle, where she is at moment, who fled Vietnam in the 80s.
I do find it especially ironic that his older wiser brother thinks Jezza is a fool on climate issues and much else besides.
Last edited by cancel2 2022; 11-20-2019 at 12:40 AM.
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Chalk and cheese, my little Brit dumpling. Australia is huge and sparsely populated- not at all like little Britain with most of the population living in small terraced dwellings while only the rich occupy remote mansions. What hasn't worked in Australia will certainly work in Corbyn's UK. I hope he bans you from the network, of course.
" First they came for the journalists...
We don't know what happened after that . "
Maria Ressa.
Rune (11-21-2019)
" First they came for the journalists...
We don't know what happened after that . "
Maria Ressa.
cancel2 2022 (11-20-2019)
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