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    Default Teleporters in every home by 2030 vows Labour leader Corbyn

    Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that his party will provide a device capable of teleporting matter across the universe to every UK home within 10 years, if elected on December 12th.

    The move follows the “cyberwar” that has erupted between the two main parties, with the Labour Party promising “super-fast broadband for all” and the Conservatives pledging “a super-fast internet connection for all” by 2025.

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    I think most people consider the transporter to be the most unobtainable technology from Star Trek. Even if you are just breaking down objects and delivering their compounds, it's still not going to happen anytime soon, if ever. 2030 is considered an optimistic date for accomplishing the manned mission to Mars, thanks to limited technology.

    Anyway, if you're going to write satire about a weirdo like Corbyn, might as well go big!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that his party will provide a device capable of teleporting matter across the universe to every UK home within 10 years, if elected on December 12th.

    The move follows the “cyberwar” that has erupted between the two main parties, with the Labour Party promising “super-fast broadband for all” and the Conservatives pledging “a super-fast internet connection for all” by 2025.

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    Corbyn has announced half-a -million new 'Climate Apprenticeships '. That should make the maggot squirm.
    It's also TRUE, unlike anything maggot passes with his daily dump.


    maggot has finally come to see a Corbyn government as a reality- hence juvenile attempts at satire such as this nonsense thread.
    Sweating, maggot ?

    Anyway- every Tory toff already has a porter for their telly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    Corbyn has announced half-a -million new 'Climate Apprenticeships '. That should make the maggot squirm.
    It's also TRUE, unlike anything maggot passes with his daily dump.
    He'll announce free blow jobs on the NHS any day now.

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    Free broadband will do. What a stunner ! Clever, that Momentum crew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    Free broadband will do. What a stunner ! Clever, that Momentum crew.
    Every authoritarian society wants to control the populace, what better way than to have the government control the Internet. Your mates in Iran and North Korea do that already. Anyway there isn't a hope in Hell that Corbyn will ever become PM, it's patently obvious to all sane people that he's totally useless and would be an effing disaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    Free broadband will do. What a stunner ! Clever, that Momentum crew.
    Even your favourite news organ, after Press TV, RT, Electronic Intafada and the Hamas Humpers Weekly, thinks that it's mostly bullshit and extremely costly as well.

    Would nationalising broadband work?

    Australia has tried to do this with its National Broadband Network and it has been branded one of the biggest infrastructure failures in its history. Set up in 2006, the government’s plan was to roll out full fibre to 93% of all premises, although over the years this was watered down to a “multi-technology mix” using different technologies offering varying levels of speed and service to consumers. “Only one other country in the world has come close to going down this route, Australia,” says Matthew Howett, the principal analyst at telecoms research firm Assembly. “And for a good reason – it’s hard, expensive and fraught with difficulty. Australia’s NBN is years late, massively overbudget and offering speeds and technology a fraction of the original political intention.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    Corbyn has announced half-a -million new 'Climate Apprenticeships '. That should make the maggot squirm.
    It's also TRUE, unlike anything maggot passes with his daily dump.


    maggot has finally come to see a Corbyn government as a reality- hence juvenile attempts at satire such as this nonsense thread.
    Sweating, maggot ?

    Anyway- every Tory toff already has a porter for their telly.
    Will the apprentices sit around in parks, constantly farting, and pumping tons of methane out into the air?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bull Durham View Post
    Will the apprentices sit around in parks, constantly farting, and pumping tons of methane out into the air?
    He wants to set up re-education camps for all, nothing new there! My daughter-in-law's parents and relatives were spoon-fed Marxist bullshit by the Viet Minh. She has aunts and cousins in Seattle, where she is at moment, who fled Vietnam in the 80s.

    I do find it especially ironic that his older wiser brother thinks Jezza is a fool on climate issues and much else besides.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    He wants to set up re-education camps for all, nothing new there! My daughter-in-law's parents and relatives were spoon-fed Marxist bullshit by the Viet Minh. She has aunts and cousins in Seattle, where she is at moment, who fled Vietnam in the 80s.
    They must feel right at home. Seattle city council is determined to burn the city to the ground, and it appears every retard who sought re-election is returning for more devastation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Even your favourite news organ, after Press TV, RT, Electronic Intafada and the Hamas Humpers Weekly, thinks that it's mostly bullshit and extremely costly as well.

    Would nationalising broadband work?

    Australia has tried to do this with its National Broadband Network and it has been branded one of the biggest infrastructure failures in its history. Set up in 2006, the government’s plan was to roll out full fibre to 93% of all premises, although over the years this was watered down to a “multi-technology mix” using different technologies offering varying levels of speed and service to consumers. “Only one other country in the world has come close to going down this route, Australia,” says Matthew Howett, the principal analyst at telecoms research firm Assembly. “And for a good reason – it’s hard, expensive and fraught with difficulty. Australia’s NBN is years late, massively overbudget and offering speeds and technology a fraction of the original political intention.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/money/20...lisation-of-bt

    https://www.theguardian.com/business...-business-live
    Chalk and cheese, my little Brit dumpling. Australia is huge and sparsely populated- not at all like little Britain with most of the population living in small terraced dwellings while only the rich occupy remote mansions. What hasn't worked in Australia will certainly work in Corbyn's UK. I hope he bans you from the network, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bull Durham View Post
    Will the apprentices sit around in parks, constantly farting, and pumping tons of methane out into the air?
    'ello, 'ello- an intellectual has joined the conversation. Are you going to laugh at and applaud maggot's ass jokes, Mr. Bull- because he's desperate for some below the belt support.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    He wants to set up re-education camps for all, nothing new there! My daughter-in-law's parents and relatives were spoon-fed Marxist bullshit by the Viet Minh. She has aunts and cousins in Seattle, where she is at moment, who fled Vietnam in the 80s.

    I do find it especially ironic that his older wiser brother thinks Jezza is a fool on climate issues and much else besides.
    Thank you, maggot - your third-hand descriptions of the opinions of third parties always add a little humor to an otherwise silly thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    Thank you, maggot - your third-hand descriptions of the opinions of third parties always add a little humor to an otherwise silly thread.
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