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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Fried food diet
    Tell me about it, I just got back. You can't get a decent portion of fresh vegetables in most restaurants.

    You get fried triggersish or flounder or oysters, with a giant side of fries and a little cup of coleslaw that tastes like sugar.

    I went to the grocery to make a vegetable stir fry dinner and a lady asked me what to do with the ginger I purchased. She had no idea what to do with it.
    You know how hard it is to locate a decent wok in the low country?

    Basically you have to do a saturated fat detox, day for day, after you leave the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    "I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump – I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad. " -Your power abusing and threatening mob boss
    So the US government is a mob in your eyes. Privetstvuyu tovarishch

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    Having lived in 4 countries and visited 25 or so more, I can attest to the fact that the South has the best food in the world.

    If you don’t like our food, don’t come here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Having lived in 4 countries and visited 25 or so more, I can attest to the fact that the South has the best food in the world.

    If you don’t like our food, don’t come here.

    see it's comments like this that make it so easy to make fun of you dumb f***

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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    see it's comments like this that make it so easy to make fun of you dumb f***
    Take a hike, pende*o.

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    I have eaten at 4 star Michelin rated restaurants in Lyon France, and 10 course ones stateside and can attest that southern food is equivalent
    to pig slop presentation in comparison to fine dining experiences with paired wines. But when I do feel like pigging out, yes, southern food has its greasy charm.

    Still, more of an apples oranges thing. The French laundry (where I've dined several times) versus the Dixie Pig is not really a debate.
    I'd rather drop 20 bucks on a meal than $2000, but there is no comparison to the fare, either.

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    what's a southerner? Damn near everyone down here is from somewhere else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle-Eye View Post
    Well if you consider late 70's to late 80's young I guess you're correct. You do know the Civil war is over?

    southerners die young

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Take a hike, pende*o.

    you are such a piece of shit, go find someone to persecute or kill, it is what you papists do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    see it's comments like this that make it so easy to make fun of you dumb f***
    Hopefully, you'll choke on your next meal. I hope I'm there to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    LOL

    My mother is alive at age 82 my father is at 85

    My Grandmothers died at age 98 and 93...both my Grandfathers died at age 90 and 87

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    Quote Originally Posted by volsrock View Post
    LOL

    My mother is alive at age 82 my father is at 85

    My Grandmothers died at age 98 and 93...both my Grandfathers died at age 90 and 87

    Southerners die young

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    Report: Life expectancy for Black men lower than any other group

    https://www.phillytrib.com/news/heal...6ec7bce99.html


    Blacks die young

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Tell me about it, I just got back. You can't get a decent portion of fresh vegetables in most restaurants.

    You get fried triggersish or flounder or oysters, with a giant side of fries and a little cup of coleslaw that tastes like sugar.

    I went to the grocery to make a vegetable stir fry dinner and a lady asked me what to do with the ginger I purchased. She had no idea what to do with it.
    You know how hard it is to locate a decent wok in the low country?

    Basically you have to do a saturated fat detox, day for day, after you leave the place.
    That's why we rarely go out. And for people on a budget, it's a budget killer.

    Much cheaper and healthier to eat at home. One can fix high protein, low fat meals very quickly and cook in advance for the week if you get busy.

    I'll make large batches of burritos and freeze them. In a hurry? Pull them and pop them in a microwave. Instant meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    Having lived in 4 countries and visited 25 or so more, I can attest to the fact that the South has the best food in the world.

    If you don’t like our food, don’t come here.
    It's killing you, too. Fine with me.

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