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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog View Post
    Don't even try it. Rich white liberals always hide their attacks on Blacks behind words like "Southerners" or "gun toters" or "bible clingers".
    I have no idea what you are talking about, fat Kentucky gravy swilling pig. I certainly am not attacking black people when I speak about slavery, the KKK, and stupid redneck trash like you.

    The slovenly lifestyle of fat gravy sucking old people in the south includes both whites and blacks, and there are more whites.

    Fat ones, like your dying fat criminal potus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Gonna be another one of those pussies and start a thread about me and ban me, huh, cunt?

    Fucking loser.

    It's a free country. You can either start your own or quote and respond to anything in that thread, in this thread.

    Dry your eyes, little girlie man.

    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post


    Your other thread, pussy, is a masterpiece od ignorance.

    First, I don’t give a fuck about your stinky ocean. It smells.

    And yes, we have a waterpark where the river is channeled so that people can do white water rapids, waterboard or surf.

    I can get my line in for salmon faster than you can get your boat out for your deep sea fish.

    You quoted something from Preston. About as far from representing Boise as your shithole part of the country.

    January will have it’s brief cold spells. That beats the shit out of sweltering humidity, 50”+ rain and severe weather 6 months out of the tear.

    Read it and weep, bitch.

    Sperling Comfort Index (out of 10)

    Boise - 7.3
    Jacksonville - 7.2
    New Orleans - 6.6
    Houston - 6.7
    Charlotte - 7.5
    Orlando - 6.7
    Miami - 6.4
    Dallas - 7.1
    Atlanta - 7.6
    Memphis - 7.0
    Little Rock - 7.0
    Raleigh - 7.5
    Montgomery - 7.3

    Crime rate:

    Boise - 16.3
    Jacksonville - 33.9
    New Orleans - 73.8
    Houston - 50.4
    Charlotte - 64.5
    Orlando - 44.1
    Miami - 48.8
    Dallas - 37.0
    Atlanta - 50.9
    Memphis - 85.7
    Little Rock - 72.1
    Raleigh - 20.3
    Montgomery - 33.9

    What's funny is you comparing "surfing" in a cheesy little kiddie water park to riding real waves the ocean, and standing in a sewage runoff polluted "river" catching crappy little salmon, to hauling a tarpon or a swordfish, etc into the back of a boat several miles offshore amongst the whales and big sharks.

    And yet, you're the one calling me the "pussy"...

    If you and your fellow meth-head tweaker, white supremacist, militia buddies have a good ol' time hiding out up there in the middle of nowhere (aka Buttfuck, Idaho) where it's more difficult for the Federal authorities to keep tabs on you then have at it, eh?

    But if you're going to spew your regional supremacist bigotry around here, expect to get a face full of it right back atcha.

    Anyway, you and your fellow tater-heads enjoy the upcoming ass-freezing you've got coming to you. I'll occasionally be checking the national weather reports over the next two or three months, and every time Idaho turns into the frozen hell hole we know it will, I'll make sure to give you a shout out and fill you in on (rub your face in) the beautiful, comfy, sunny conditions we're enjoying down here.

    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Obviously, a triggered asshole.
    Obviously, that's exactly what you are.

    Glad that you admit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I have no idea what you are talking about, fat Kentucky gravy swilling pig. I certainly am not attacking black people when I speak about slavery, the KKK, and stupid redneck trash like you.

    The slovenly lifestyle of fat gravy sucking old people in the south includes both whites and blacks, and there are more whites.

    Fat ones, like your dying fat criminal potus.
    Black women are the most obese demographic. Why do you hate them so much. Oh, that's right ... never mind.

    We beat you democrats' asses on the issue of Black slavery. Now the Democrats want everyone to surrender their freedoms and become slaves of the State.

    Rich white liberals fat shaming Blacks. so much for PC rules.
    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
    — Joe Biden on Obama.

    Socialism is just the modern word for monarchy.

    D.C. has become a Guild System with an hierarchy and line of accession much like the Royal Court or priestly classes.

    Private citizens are perfectly able of doing a better job without "apprenticing".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    It is spot on. You looked malnourished and weak. Just like your intellect.
    I have no time for your nonsense, silly person. Suffice it to say I don't even know anyone on this silly board personally and I still claim with great confidence
    I am the most fit here by far, and that probably includes 100s of lurkers.

    Ironman triathlete. I could squeeze one out today if my life depended on it. I am already scheduled for two of them in 2020.
    Do you know what percentage of humans can do what I can? You swim a 2 1/2 miles, jump on a bike and go 112 miles then jump off
    and run 26.2 without a break. Until you do that, you pipe down.

    Further, my intellect is just fine, so as goes this joint. Juris doctorate exceeds most attainment here. Low bar here I admit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I have no time for your nonsense, silly person. Suffice it to say I don't even know anyone on this silly board personally and I still claim with great confidence
    I am the most fit here by far, and that probably includes 100s of lurkers.

    Ironman triathlete. I could squeeze one out today if my life depended on it. I am already scheduled for two of them in 2020.
    Do you know what percentage of humans can do what I can? You swim a 2 1/2 miles, jump on a bike and go 112 miles then jump off
    and run 26.2 without a break. Until you do that, you pipe down.

    Further, my intellect is just fine, so as goes this joint. Juris doctorate exceeds most attainment here. Low bar here I admit.
    Seriously. How delusional are you Micabwer? You look like a crack addicted meth head, you have zero intellect and you sit here claiming delusionally just the opposite. Are you related to Domer?
    You would not last a day in the real world wimpy.

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    Pipe down popeye, I'm kicking sand in your face and taking Olive Oyl with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Pipe down popeye, I'm kicking sand in your face and taking Olive Oyl with me.
    You are Domers inbred brother. I knew it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    You'd be wrong there. I am an international, olympic and ironman distance triathlete, multiple marathons, halfs and gran and medio fondos.
    I compete in several of them every year. gym membership, aquaplex membership at local university, tennis club membership.

    Good luck arguing along these lines. Try and keep people's children out of your trolling. That's icky.
    With an obviously raging case of short man's complex which causes you to engage in fantasies on a similar level as Dork Troll does.

    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Old southerners smoke, overeat, don't eat vegetables, eat too much fat and live sedentary lives.

    That probably explains the truth part of the thread OP.
    You are now being every bit the bigot that you accuse right-angers of being.

    If you have to stoop that low just to lash out at your political opponents and behave the same way they do, you're just helping them beat you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I have no idea what you are talking about, fat Kentucky gravy swilling pig. I certainly am not attacking black people when I speak about slavery, the KKK, and stupid redneck trash like you.

    The slovenly lifestyle of fat gravy sucking old people in the south includes both whites and blacks, and there are more whites.

    Fat ones, like your dying fat criminal potus.
    Trump is a New Yorker and is just as typical of a large percentage of other New Yorkers as well as other northerners in states like Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Ohio, etc, etc, etc, as your stereotypes of southerners.

    These classic parodies weren't based on pure fiction, you know...

    Last edited by Nomad; 11-19-2019 at 09:52 AM.
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    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    With an obviously raging case of short man's complex which causes you to engage in fantasies on a similar level as Dork Troll does.



    You are now being every bit the bigot that you accuse right-angers of being.

    If you have to stoop that low just to lash out at your political opponents and behave the same way they do, you're just helping them beat you.



    Trump is a New Yorker and is just as typical of other New Yorkers as well as a large percentage of other northerners in states like Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Ohio, etc, etc, etc, as your stereotypes of southerners.

    These classic parodies weren't based on pure fiction, you know...

    You aren't my target. I don't lie or fantasize about any of this. I've accomplished what I've accomplished.
    TOP conjectured I was out of shape, Sailor said I was dumb. I responded with true facts. Sorry if that upsets you.

    Yes there are fatsos everywhere, including north and west.

    The OP is re south.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I have no time for your nonsense, silly person. Suffice it to say I don't even know anyone on this silly board personally and I still claim with great confidence
    I am the most fit here by far, and that probably includes 100s of lurkers.

    Ironman triathlete. I could squeeze one out today if my life depended on it. I am already scheduled for two of them in 2020.
    Do you know what percentage of humans can do what I can? You swim a 2 1/2 miles, jump on a bike and go 112 miles then jump off
    and run 26.2 without a break. Until you do that, you pipe down.

    Further, my intellect is just fine, so as goes this joint. Juris doctorate exceeds most attainment here. Low bar here I admit.
    Funny thing is you make all sorts of claims about yourself yet provide absolutely no proof of any of them.

    Until you do, you pipe down, boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    You aren't my target. I don't lie or fantasize about any of this. I've accomplished what I've accomplished.
    TOP conjectured I was out of shape, Sailor said I was dumb. I responded with true facts. Sorry if that upsets you.

    Yes there are fatsos everywhere, including north and west.

    The OP is re south.
    Facts can be supported. The only fact is that you have provided no support of your claims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    Funny thing is you make all sorts of claims about yourself yet provide absolutely no proof of any of them.

    Until you do, you pipe down, boy.

    I didn't make "all sorts of claims" I made very specific and true claims. Pictured avatar above is proof.
    Ironman finishers jersey with bag, wet suit, supeseal triathlon jersey, marathon medals and shirts,
    gran fondo jersey and medal. You think I just managed to come up with location specific and task specific proof all in one photo scouring the dark web?

    I'll pipe back up, thank you very much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I didn't make "all sorts of claims" I made very specific and true claims. Pictured avatar above is proof.
    Ironman finishers jersey with bag, wet suit, supeseal triathlon jersey, marathon medals and shirts,
    gran fondo jersey and medal. You think I just managed to come up with location specific and task specific proof all in one photo scouring the dark web?

    I'll pipe back up, thank you very much
    The avatar isn't proof.

    How you came up with the picture is of no concern. That you consider it proof makes you look ridiculous.

    Pipe down until you can provide verifiable proof. Until then, it's still a baseless claim.

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    Go away little corpulent one. Back on block

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