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    Default Stupid Defense, and you know it!

    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
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    18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally
    44 U.S.C. 2202 - The United States shall reserve and retain complete ownership, possession, and control of Presidential records; and such records shall be administered in accordance with the provisions of this chapter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
    "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."


    A lie doesn't become the truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good just because it is accepted by a majority.
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    Unless you just can't stand the idea of "ni**ers" teaching white kids.


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    'Nobody Pushed Me.' Ukrainian President Denies Trump Pressured Him to Investigate Biden's Son

    CASE CLOSED!
    "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."


    A lie doesn't become the truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good just because it is accepted by a majority.
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    My theory is that, to some extent, Republicans are desperately trying to save the reputation of their party for posterity by derailing this impeachment.

    Think about who Republicans nominate, support, and worship: Tricky Dick Nixon, Sarah Palin, Spiro Agnew, George Dumbya Bush, Bedtime for Bonzo, Dick Cheney, Donald J. Trumpf.

    By any standard of measurement, that is a political party - who for half a century - has consistently supported criminality, incompetence, gross negligence, and dubious ethical conduct.

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    The really love a strongman who ignores the Constitution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    My theory is that, to some extent, Republicans are desparately trying to save the reputation of their party by derailing this impeachment.
    Your theory is as uneducated and ignorant as your predictions. This clown show was derailed when the Ukrainian President said 'Nobody Pushed Me' and denied Trump pressured him to investigate Biden's s.on

    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Think about who Republicans nominate, support, and worship: Tricky Dick Nixon, Sarah Palin, George Dumbya Bush, Bedtime for Bonzo, Dick Cheney, Donald J. Trumpf.
    Yet THREE of the FOUR Presidents to ever be impeached were Democrats.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    By any standard of measurement, that is a political party - that for half a century - has consistently supported criminality, incompetence, gross negligence, and dubious ethical conduct.
    There you go with the pathological lies again. You really should seek a mental health professional.
    "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    The really love a strongman who ignores the Constitution.
    How is Trump a "strongman"? How has he ignored the Constitution?

    I will take your SILENCE as a capitulation of the facts and admission of your lying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.
    That isn't what I would call thinking.
    "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."


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    Yes they are dumb.

    Law of attempt. duh. You try and poison someone and fail, you don't get off. duh

    and the only reason Trump failed in his attempt to bribe and extort a foreign government was that he was apprehended before he succeeded.
    But for the whistleblower, this would have been a success and Ukraine would right now be manufacturing a false case against Joe Biden and the
    election would happen before the smoke cleared.

    Why do you redneck scum hate America now? Learned we are better than you in every way, morally, intellectually and materially? Is that your problem?
    Seek counselling, losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Yes they are dumb.
    I R O N Y!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.
    I know it upsets you, try to lay off the caffeine and maybe you wont get triggered by such small things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
    You are not a lawyer.

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    Look at it, the second Trump found out about the whistleblower, he reversed all his action and released the $250,000,000 unconditionally.

    Like a drug dealer who shuts down his operation when he finds out there is a nark in his presence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    I know it upsets you, try to lay off the caffeine and maybe you wont get triggered by such small things.
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