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    Default Stupid Defense, and you know it!

    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
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    'Nobody Pushed Me.' Ukrainian President Denies Trump Pressured Him to Investigate Biden's Son

    CASE CLOSED!
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    My theory is that, to some extent, Republicans are desperately trying to save the reputation of their party for posterity by derailing this impeachment.

    Think about who Republicans nominate, support, and worship: Tricky Dick Nixon, Sarah Palin, Spiro Agnew, George Dumbya Bush, Bedtime for Bonzo, Dick Cheney, Donald J. Trumpf.

    By any standard of measurement, that is a political party - who for half a century - has consistently supported criminality, incompetence, gross negligence, and dubious ethical conduct.

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    The really love a strongman who ignores the Constitution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    My theory is that, to some extent, Republicans are desparately trying to save the reputation of their party by derailing this impeachment.
    Your theory is as uneducated and ignorant as your predictions. This clown show was derailed when the Ukrainian President said 'Nobody Pushed Me' and denied Trump pressured him to investigate Biden's s.on

    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Think about who Republicans nominate, support, and worship: Tricky Dick Nixon, Sarah Palin, George Dumbya Bush, Bedtime for Bonzo, Dick Cheney, Donald J. Trumpf.
    Yet THREE of the FOUR Presidents to ever be impeached were Democrats.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    By any standard of measurement, that is a political party - that for half a century - has consistently supported criminality, incompetence, gross negligence, and dubious ethical conduct.
    There you go with the pathological lies again. You really should seek a mental health professional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    The really love a strongman who ignores the Constitution.
    How is Trump a "strongman"? How has he ignored the Constitution?

    I will take your SILENCE as a capitulation of the facts and admission of your lying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.
    .

    80,000 Americans died and 900,000 were hospitalised just two years ago from flu including the most virulent Type A version of H3N2, so why didn't you arseholes call for the total destruction of the world's economic system then? I hope you have plenty of time to ponder over that when you all lose your houses, jobs and relationships!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.
    That isn't what I would call thinking.
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    Yes they are dumb.

    Law of attempt. duh. You try and poison someone and fail, you don't get off. duh

    and the only reason Trump failed in his attempt to bribe and extort a foreign government was that he was apprehended before he succeeded.
    But for the whistleblower, this would have been a success and Ukraine would right now be manufacturing a false case against Joe Biden and the
    election would happen before the smoke cleared.

    Why do you redneck scum hate America now? Learned we are better than you in every way, morally, intellectually and materially? Is that your problem?
    Seek counselling, losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Yes they are dumb.
    I R O N Y!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    The cunt is at it again, every time he has a new thought then he opens a new thread.
    I know it upsets you, try to lay off the caffeine and maybe you wont get triggered by such small things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Democrats:

    We have a confession, a smoking guy and multiple witnesses to testify that the Defendant fired the gun and tried to kill someone.


    Republicans:

    Ya, but the bullet did not hit the guy and who is the snitch who called 9-11?
    You are not a lawyer.

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    Look at it, the second Trump found out about the whistleblower, he reversed all his action and released the $250,000,000 unconditionally.

    Like a drug dealer who shuts down his operation when he finds out there is a nark in his presence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    I know it upsets you, try to lay off the caffeine and maybe you wont get triggered by such small things.
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