dogs are very smart creatures

[OG Yurt]

I have converstations with my dogs

they will come up to me and talk ( certain ones)


I had one dog who was brilliant


she would come up to me and start rawling, tiny berfs and muewling

even had inflections


It was up to me to interpret her conversation


I would then ask her "do you want to this and that or whatever"

If I got it wrong she would just stare at me

If I got it right she would fake a sneeze

I think it sounded like yes to her




I had another guy who would come up to me and with barks and growls he would tell me something

his demeaner was MORE just demanding me to do something

he was the BOSS of the world in his mind


I would again try to interpret what he said

if I got it wrong he would bark at me

If I got it right he would turn arround and get ready for his demand to be met


as in OK OPEN THE BACK DOOR SO WE CAN GO IN THE BACK YARD THEN


he was a real bossy butt

but too cute for anyone to do anything but laugh at his majestic imaginations


they are amazing creatures and so full of personality and love

Conversations?

What, specifically, did your doggo say about Bill Clinton and a certain dress?

[OG Yurt]

Stupid post of the day.

Yes, your post is.

[OG Yurt]

I had a cat who understood some English. We had just moved into a new house. I left both cats locked up down in the basement and went to bed. When I woke up the one was sitting on the windowsill in the bedroom. I said "How did you get up here?" She jumped down, went to the door and stopped and looked at me. I got up and followed her down the hallway and into a half bathroom. She went under the sink and disappeared. When I looked under the sink all I saw was a vent cover leaning against the wall. When I looked underneath the vent cover there was a hole in the wall. I checked the closet on the other side of the wall and found it had a false floor. Under the false floor was a cavity with a hole in the wall on either side. The other side led into the basement. So then I went down to the room that I'd locked her into and looked around. Lo and behold, above a no-longer-used water heater (the house having originally been all-electric, and later converted to gas because of the electric bills) there was a hole in the wall. The second cat never noticed it. She was nice, but not too bright. Later, when we had babies, the first cat would watch them, and if they did anything that she didn't like, she'd be off like a shot to find my wife. Then she'd chatter at her (being 1/4 Siamese) until my wife would go check on the baby. Later on, she trained the children on how to treat cats. She was the smartest cat I've ever seen and I still miss her.

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I did not read your tl/dr post.

One of the best posts I've ever read btw

[evince]

Conversations?

What, specifically, did your doggo say about Bill Clinton and a certain dress?

they usually spoke of what a piece of shit you russo bot holes are

[evince]

Do they read your JPP posts?

its science so you wont like it


they have done studied

and YES dogs read human emotion better than humans do

they cant read you

You are not human


its why dogs are used to comfort and aid humans with special needs


you cant grok these things as you are merely a shittily written Russian GRU program

[OG Yurt]

they usually spoke of what a piece of shit you russo bot holes are

So your intelligent cats said nothing about Clinton and a certain dress.

I call crazy cat lady's cat to the stand your honor.

[OG Yurt]

its science so you wont like it


they have done studied

and YES dogs read human emotion better than humans do

they cant read you

You are not human


its why dogs are used to comfort and aid humans with special needs


you cant grok these things as you are merely a shittily written Russian GRU program

Please speak in English. Thank you.

[evince]

my dogs understand English better than you do

but then they are not sociopathic

Its the way the GRU (the new KGB) writes you shitty russo bot hole programs

[OG Yurt]

Evince's dogs speak English to her

[rjhenn]

I did not read your tl/dr post.

One of the best posts I've ever read btw

Thank you.

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