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    Did they taste good?
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    I bet if you were nice to Jade, he could provide you with a killer Recipe. (Think about this before you answer)
    Well, I say the key to things like that is the right tortilla, peppers for the sauce, and the best melt cheese. The tortilla is a preference but I'd use guajillo peppers and queso chihuahua.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen View Post
    I FEEL like I'm in Canada at times. Especially last winter when the temperature hit -22 degrees one night. The HIGH earlier that day was -12. I stayed inside THAT day.
    Yikes! I literally can see Mexico from my back yard. Nice view of the east hills and Mexico, but I'm leaving in a few months and moving back north or to an Island, not sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Well, I say the key to things like that is the right tortilla, peppers for the sauce, and the best melt cheese. The tortilla is a preference but I'd use guajillo peppers and queso chihuahua.
    Shut up Honkey

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    Who doesn't love good enchiladas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    Who doesn't love good enchiladas?
    My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

    I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

    I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.
    You made the right decision! It was best for your mother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    You made the right decision! It was best for your mother!
    Indeed. For reasons I can't say.

    I have defended my mom in a few situations in life (including men). However, when she looked at me I knew she had the situation and though I didn't like it, I shut the F down.

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    I thought maybe she would kick my ass... Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    My mom's soon to be ex husband. Farter complained my enchiladas were too salty whil dumping an ocean of salt on his rib eye steak.

    I literally just stared at him. And finally says, what? I looked at my mom and she quietly shook her head and I said, I'm going to kick your ass right now... Reality didn't play out that way, I nodded to my mom and kept eating.

    Meaning ... you still live at home with your Mother and Step Dad. And you have the nerve to call out Jade. (this is just sad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Meaning ... you still live at home with your Mother and Step Dad. And you have the nerve to call out Jade. (this is just sad)
    Were you born retarded or did you practice it and then succeeded?

    Ever hear of visiting people you dumb ape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    Were you born retarded or did you practice it and then succeeded?

    Ever hear of visiting people you dumb ape?
    Yeah. It doesn't sound like 'visiting'. Sounds like you do the cooking in return for your Mom letting you stay there.
    So, ... which is it:
    1. You never left.
    2. You left, but returned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Yeah. It doesn't sound like 'visiting'. Sounds like you do the cooking in return for your Mom letting you stay there.
    So, ... which is it:
    1. You never left.
    2. You left, but returned.
    You've never visited your mom and made dinner?

    You're an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OG Yurt View Post
    You've never visited your mom and made dinner?

    You're an asshole.
    Translation: 'Yes. I'm 32 and still at home with my Mother. It's hard getting a job when you have no skills and are lazy'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Translation: 'Yes. I'm 32 and still at home with my Mother. It's hard getting a job when you have no skills and are lazy'.
    Seems like a good life to me. No mortgage, mom cooks meals... I would love that life!

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