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    Default Paid to be an asshole.

    Let's be honest, how many of you are paid to be assholes, I mean, besides topspin.

    You know who you are.

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    Not me , I do the asshole part for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uscitizen View Post
    Not me , I do the asshole part for free.
    You're not fooling me, ya big softee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    You're not fooling me, ya big softee.
    Not if I take Levitra

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    Actually, my job would be easier if I were an asshole. But I am more effective if I am not.

    Being an asshole is easy. It takes strength to be the better man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Who pays you?
    Assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    Assholes.
    Circular argument or a ringing endorsement?
    Dumbarse and learning to live with it.

    How about you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diuretic View Post
    Circular argument or a ringing endorsement?
    Neither. Some people are paid to actually work. Some are paid to look at spreadsheets and be assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Can a person be paid to look at a spreadsheet and not be an asshole?

    It rarely happens. They are paid to look at the spreadsheet and then crack the whip when the numbers aren't right. Sometimes, they pretend to care about the issues their people bring up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    It rarely happens. They are paid to look at the spreadsheet and then crack the whip when the numbers aren't right. Sometimes, they pretend to care about the issues their people bring up.
    The entire point of a business is to make a profit. If those reading the spreadsheets have seen a way to increase profits or decrease expenses, it is their job to report it.

    Contrary to popular belief, a business does not exist to provide jobs for unambitious people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    The entire point of a business is to make a profit. If those reading the spreadsheets have seen a way to increase profits or decrease expenses, it is their job to report it.

    Contrary to popular belief, a business does not exist to provide jobs for unambitious people.
    I think this might be the first example of Asshat being roundhouse kicked in the face by an opponent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    I think this might be the first example of Asshat being roundhouse kicked in the face by an opponent.
    Surely this is not the first time. He sticks his chin out there so well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    The entire point of a business is to make a profit. If those reading the spreadsheets have seen a way to increase profits or decrease expenses, it is their job to report it.

    Contrary to popular belief, a business does not exist to provide jobs for unambitious people.

    Reporting things is one thing. It's the mistreatment and assholery that's the problem.

    Coporations as an entity do exist to make a profit, that doesn't mean that anything they do is automatically moral, or that they should have the right to warp society in their interest, to the detriment of actual human beings.

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